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Ugh, Oreos!

PoS

PoS

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I hate Oreos. Maybe Im the only one but I find the creamy stuff to be oily and slimy and while I can tolerate the cookie part it seems to be made up of granules of sugar and dirt wedged together. Ive hated them since I was a kid and hate them now.

So my mom's care package arrived (I receive care packages from my relatives all the time even when I dont ask or need them but I do appreciate the love) and what do I receive? Other than my usual request for bay rum aftershave I get... Oreos! A whole frigging walmart size box of them! Ugh. :doh

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PoS said:
I hate Oreos. Maybe Im the only one but I find the creamy stuff to be oily and slimy and while I can tolerate the cookie part it seems to be made up of granules of sugar and dirt wedged together. Ive hated them since I was a kid and hate them now.

So my mom's care package arrived (I receive care packages from my relatives all the time even when I dont ask or need them but I do appreciate the love) and what do I receive? Other than my usual request for bay rum aftershave I get... Oreos! A whole frigging walmart size box of them! Ugh. :doh

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Enjoy the loving intent, while you scrape off the white stuff with teeth to let it slowly spread over your tongue. :)
 
Oreo's are awesome.

Find a NORMAL human being and trade them for something you like.
 
PoS said:
I hate Oreos. Maybe Im the only one but I find the creamy stuff to be oily and slimy and while I can tolerate the cookie part it seems to be made up of granules of sugar and dirt wedged together. Ive hated them since I was a kid and hate them now.

So my mom's care package arrived (I receive care packages from my relatives all the time even when I dont ask or need them but I do appreciate the love) and what do I receive? Other than my usual request for bay rum aftershave I get... Oreos! A whole frigging walmart size box of them! Ugh. :doh

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I dont like it either
 
trade them for sex and cigarettes. nothing like a tall stack of oreos to make the guards look the other way.
 
joG said:
Enjoy the loving intent, while you scrape off the white stuff with teeth to let it slowly spread over your tongue. :)
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You know one can get all sorts of meanings from this post of yours, and not all of them would be decent to explain. :lol:

Dragonfly said:
Oreo's are awesome.

Find a NORMAL human being and trade them for something you like.
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Im sorry but normal human beings couldnt possibly like Oreos.

Helix said:
trade them for sex and cigarettes. nothing like a tall stack of oreos to make the guards look the other way.
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I dont think guards could be bribed with sweets and the kind of sex you can buy with cookies would be the wrong kind of sex...
 
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