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A More Hygenic Way To Wipe Your Bottom

rhinefire

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Name the things you clean with dry cloths or brushes or anything you use. So now why do you wipe your butt with dry paper? Do you wash with a dry cloth? Brush your teeth with no water? Clean you home with dry utensils? A better way to clean yourself on the toilet: Roll off the number of square from the roll and mist them with cool water before wiping. Trust me you will prefer this to dry wipes.
 
Name the things you clean with dry cloths or brushes or anything you use. So now why do you wipe your butt with dry paper? Do you wash with a dry cloth? Brush your teeth with no water? Clean you home with dry utensils? A better way to clean yourself on the toilet: Roll off the number of square from the roll and mist them with cool water before wiping. Trust me you will prefer this to dry wipes.

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So I don't get **** on my hand.
 
Name the things you clean with dry cloths or brushes or anything you use. So now why do you wipe your butt with dry paper? Do you wash with a dry cloth? Brush your teeth with no water? Clean you home with dry utensils? A better way to clean yourself on the toilet: Roll off the number of square from the roll and mist them with cool water before wiping. Trust me you will prefer this to dry wipes.


Its called a bidet. Thats what I use. It even blow dries my ass and the family jewels. I love it.
 
Baby wipes. CHEAP but functional.
Start with the regular TP but finish with a baby wipe, it really "polishes things up down there".

We might install a bidet someday down the road but even then I still want to dry off.
I know wifey sure would love it.
It's funny but the "Japanese toilet industry" is starting to take off here.
Not cheap! :lol:

KTLA Morning News Reporter Liberte Chan shares details about her Japanese Toto Toilet. :lamo

https://www.facebook.com/ktla5morningnews/videos/1532449710136663/
 
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Oh, my. I didn't think this thread would obtain serious responses. LOL....I sit corrected...
 
It just makes me think about all the times Chris Burrous and the other Channel 5 anchors have teased Liberte about her very expensive commode. She let it slip about finding out that there was a power outage because the seat on her Toto was cold, and from that point on they've never let her live it down :lamo

God, I sure do miss Chris Burrous, he was the best.
 
Baby wipes. CHEAP but functional.
Start with the regular TP but finish with a baby wipe, it really "polishes things up down there".

We might install a bidet someday down the road but even then I still want to dry off.
I know wifey sure would love it.
It's funny but the "Japanese toilet industry" is starting to take off here.
Not cheap! :lol:

KTLA Morning News Reporter Liberte Chan shares details about her Japanese Toto Toilet. :lamo

https://www.facebook.com/ktla5morningnews/videos/1532449710136663/

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT put baby wipes down the toilet, even the ones that say "flushable"... unless you want serious plumbing problems in the future.
 
DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT put baby wipes down the toilet, even the ones that say "flushable"... unless you want serious plumbing problems in the future.

Yeah I know that. :)
I'm rather good at following instructions like that :D
 
No need, my dogs love ****. :lol:

Our Cocker Spaniel had an "Almond Roca" obsession.
Sorry to ruin it for Almond Roca fans but, some dogs love cat food so much they don't care if it got "run through the cat" once, and once those little poops sit in the box for a moment and dry up, they apparently resemble the gourmet treat.

We had to install a kitty box above waist level so she couldn't get into the litter box, LOL.

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Our Cocker Spaniel had an "Almond Roca" obsession.
Sorry to ruin it for Almond Roca fans but, some dogs love cat food so much they don't care if it got "run through the cat" once, and once those little poops sit in the box for a moment and dry up, they apparently resemble the gourmet treat.

We had to install a kitty box above waist level so she couldn't get into the litter box, LOL.

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:lol: I've got a baby at home, and one of my dogs got into the diaper bin, I was cleaning **** stains out of the carpet for hours.
 
Our Cocker Spaniel had an "Almond Roca" obsession.
Sorry to ruin it for Almond Roca fans but, some dogs love cat food so much they don't care if it got "run through the cat" once, and once those little poops sit in the box for a moment and dry up, they apparently resemble the gourmet treat.

We had to install a kitty box above waist level so she couldn't get into the litter box, LOL.

Yup.

My friends have to go let their cats into the basement to use the litter box after they got a dog.
 
Yup.

My friends have to go let their cats into the basement to use the litter box after they got a dog.

We put it in the laundry room and put a chain on the door so it only opened far enough for the cat.
 
Some folks prefer strawberries...some blueberries...some blackberries....some huckleberries....then there are those unique folks who, for whatever reasons, prefer dingleberries... hence wiping with dry paper...:moon:
 
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You can buy a sprayer for butt cleaning. It is cheap and simple. Consists of a squeeze bulb with a long stem with a shower head-like tip on the end. Don't' know what it is called as I bought mine out of a mag.
 
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