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For today, April 1st, Trumpkins need to put "April Fools" at the end of your posts that are intended as such.

Y'all routinely and in complete seriousness routinely say stuff that strains credulity. Accordingly, if you don't tell us your remarks are meant in the spirit of "April Fools," the rest of us are likely to construe your "April Fools" posts as just "you being you."
 
I am certain everyone will cooperate with this request.

April Fools!

;)

But seriously, I never got the appeal of this day, at least for adults.
 
Maybe I'll just put #FULefties. Humorous eh?
 
For today, April 1st, Trumpkins need to put "April Fools" at the end of your posts that are intended as such.

Y'all routinely and in complete seriousness routinely say stuff that strains credulity. Accordingly, if you don't tell us your remarks are meant in the spirit of "April Fools," the rest of us are likely to construe your "April Fools" posts as just "you being you."

Says the "I believed in Trump Russia collusion" guy. You should put Aprils fools on posts every day that way when you are proven wrong like with the collusion, smollett, kavanaugh etc., you can have some sort of defense.
 
I am certain everyone will cooperate with this request.

April Fools!

;)

But seriously, I never got the appeal of this day, at least for adults.

Red:
I "get it," for I've been known to pull a practical joke or two, and I rather liked Candid Camera and similar shows.




I never came up with anything as inventive as the stuff on TV, but I had a good laugh pulling jokes on my kids. I'd told my oldest son I'd pay the downpayment and other costs for his first home, so he and I went house shopping one day to look at a couple places. He'd accepted an offer on Wall St. firm, so the deal was I'd spring for the upfront costs and he'd pay for the rest. He and I drove, and drove, and drove, eventually arriving before a run down house in Poughkeepsie, NY.

I told him the realtor was nearby and if he liked it, I'd call the realtor and have him come over so we could go in and take a look. He was a good sport about it and said he didn't want to go in, but that if I thought it was the best thing, he'd find a way to make it work. I let him "sweat" for a couple days over the prospect that was the house I'd buy for him. He sent me all sorts of text messages and emails about other properties he'd found in NYC (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan and Queens) and a place on Long Island that he thought might be worth considering. I kept replying that I still thought the fixer-upper in Poughkeepsie was a better long-term value.

The following Monday, I told him I was just kidding. You never saw a bigger sigh of relief on a grown man's face. LOL Though he wasn't nuts about the fixer-upper aspect, it was the great distance from Manhattan where he'd be working that he didn't like. I ended up setting him up in a tiny -- just barely big enough to literally hop, skip and jump from one end to the other -- Manhattan flat. He's lived in it for nearly 10 years now.

I pulled one on my students in the first semester that I taught during grad school. At the start of class, I announced a surprize exam and handed it out, instructing the students not to turn the page until I instructed them to do so. The first page of the exam had two very easy questions that everyone could answer correctly and in about two minutes. The next page said "April Fools." I gave everyone five bonus points for suffering my sense of humor.

I kinda like practical jokes, though not when I'm the butt of them. LOL But then who does? LOL
 
This should go over well... :popcorn2:
 
For today, April 1st, Trumpkins need to put "April Fools" at the end of your posts that are intended as such.

Y'all routinely and in complete seriousness routinely say stuff that strains credulity. Accordingly, if you don't tell us your remarks are meant in the spirit of "April Fools," the rest of us are likely to construe your "April Fools" posts as just "you being you."
You're an honest, open-minded poster.
















April Fools
 
I am certain everyone will cooperate with this request.

April Fools!

;)

But seriously, I never got the appeal of this day, at least for adults.

me neither.
 
The next president will be a liberal/Demo...April fools.
Same sex marriages will be universally excepted...April fools.
Atheism will be the only way of life along with abortions...April fools.
 
This picture was photoshopped.

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April Fools!!!! :2razz: It's the real deal. :roll:
 
The next president will be a liberal/Demo...April fools.
Same sex marriages will be universally excepted...April fools.
Atheism will be the only way of life along with abortions...April fools.

Thank you.
 
me neither.

Red:
I "get it," for I've been known to pull a practical joke or two, and I rather liked Candid Camera and similar shows.




I never came up with anything as inventive as the stuff on TV, but I had a good laugh pulling jokes on my kids. I'd told my oldest son I'd pay the downpayment and other costs for his first home, so he and I went house shopping one day to look at a couple places. He'd accepted an offer on Wall St. firm, so the deal was I'd spring for the upfront costs and he'd pay for the rest. He and I drove, and drove, and drove, eventually arriving before a run down house in Poughkeepsie, NY.

I told him the realtor was nearby and if he liked it, I'd call the realtor and have him come over so we could go in and take a look. He was a good sport about it and said he didn't want to go in, but that if I thought it was the best thing, he'd find a way to make it work. I let him "sweat" for a couple days over the prospect that was the house I'd buy for him. He sent me all sorts of text messages and emails about other properties he'd found in NYC (Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan and Queens) and a place on Long Island that he thought might be worth considering. I kept replying that I still thought the fixer-upper in Poughkeepsie was a better long-term value.

The following Monday, I told him I was just kidding. You never saw a bigger sigh of relief on a grown man's face. LOL Though he wasn't nuts about the fixer-upper aspect, it was the great distance from Manhattan where he'd be working that he didn't like. I ended up setting him up in a tiny -- just barely big enough to literally hop, skip and jump from one end to the other -- Manhattan flat. He's lived in it for nearly 10 years now.

I pulled one on my students in the first semester that I taught during grad school. At the start of class, I announced a surprize exam and handed it out, instructing the students not to turn the page until I instructed them to do so. The first page of the exam had two very easy questions that everyone could answer correctly and in about two minutes. The next page said "April Fools." I gave everyone five bonus points for suffering my sense of humor.

I kinda like practical jokes, though not when I'm the butt of them. LOL But then who does? LOL


At least back in the day you had to try and put some thought and/or effort into a prank. Now people just post links to fake news stories.
 
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The above image -- it's not fake -- illustrates why I created this thread. That chyron would go over well on April Fools' day -- folks would see it and think it's a subtle, perhaps even self-deprecating, joke -- but it appeared on March 31st.
 
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The above image -- it's not fake -- illustrates why I created this thread. That chiron would go over well on April Fools' day, but it appeared on March 31st.
So you created this thread because a Fox Chyron operator made an mistake? By the way Calamity posted this yesterday. The fact he scoped you by a day should be disturbing. :lol:
 
At least back in the day you had to try and put some thought and/or effort into a prank. Now people just post links to fake news stories.

A la the content pictured in post 13 of this thread.....
 
At least back in the day you had to try and put some thought and/or effort into a prank. Now people just post links to fake news stories.

I was actually thinking about writing some onion-esque articles, but never found the time. Probably would have earned myself an infraction.
 
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