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Dairy Farmer wanted

Infinite Chaos

Infinite Chaos

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The island of Sark has no dairy farmer at present after the last one gave up running the business. Nice location near the Northern French coast, friendly locals and a chocolatier desperate for milk to make her popular Sark Chocolate.

400 residents, no buses or motor vehicles on the island and no income tax to be paid.

Sounds idyllic but you have to bring your own dairy herd...

Sark: The island that needs a dairy farmer - BBC News
 
Infinite Chaos said:
The island of Sark has no dairy farmer at present after the last one gave up running the business. Nice location near the Northern French coast, friendly locals and a chocolatier desperate for milk to make her popular Sark Chocolate.

400 residents, no buses or motor vehicles on the island and no income tax to be paid.

Sounds idyllic but you have to bring your own dairy herd...

Sark: The island that needs a dairy farmer - BBC News
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Not on yer Nelly, Nelly.

I ain't biting.:2razz:
 
The offer is udderly ridiculous. But whoever takes the job will milk it for everything it's got. And no cowtowing to the govt!
 
American said:
The offer is udderly ridiculous. But whoever takes the job will milk it for everything it's got. And no cowtowing to the govt!
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Well they weren't very amoosing, in fact I've herd better...
 
You're making a laughing stock of this thread... I think it's pasture bedtime mate, the steaks are too high to make an udder joke of the subject.
 
Well, at least bovine manure has risen to new quality of acceptance.:mrgreen:
 
They should load the cattle into cannons and fire them on to the island. The herd shot round the world.

Holy cow! Stop the puntificating and the cattle-tales. If I heifer hear another one I'll ruminate on suicide by hanging myself on a tallows. Enough with calf-assed humour already. Steer the discussion back to the Isle of Sark. Forums which promote cow puns and steak puns are a rare medium well done but are so annoying. I am not a-moos-ed.

I'm so ashamed.
Evilroddy.
 
Chagos said:
Well, at least bovine manure has risen to new quality of acceptance.
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You have moo sense of humour mate.

Evilroddy said:
They should load the cattle into cannons and fire them on to the island. The herd shot round the world.

Holy cow! Stop the puntificating and the cattle-tales. If I heifer hear another one I'll ruminate on suicide by hanging myself on a tallows. Enough with calf-assed humour already. Steer the discussion back to the Isle of Sark. Forums which promote cow puns and steak puns are a rare medium well done but are so annoying. I am not a-moos-ed.

I'm so ashamed.
Evilroddy.
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Butter be ashamed, I'll ask the moderators to hoof you out of the thread...
 
Chagos said:
Not on yer Nelly, Nelly.

I ain't biting.:2razz:
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