You are repeating a silly pseudoscience claim that was floating around climate truther blogs like The Hockeyschtick and Steve Goddard a few years ago. These blogs are run by people who even deny the physics of the greenhouse effect. Those people you say you like to chastise? Even AGW ‘sceptic’ Willis E posted a blog article on WUWT where he wrote
“Once again, the crazy idea that downwelling longwave radiation (DLR, also called infra-red or IR, or “greenhouse radiation”) can’t heat the ocean has raised its ugly head on one of my threads. Look, folks, there’s lot’s of good, valid scientific objections against the AGW claims, but the idea that DLR can’t heat the ocean is nonsense. It only hurts the general skeptical arguments when people believe and espouse impossible things …”.
Radiating the Ocean | Watts Up With That?
Yes, downward longwave radiation (DLR) only penetrates a few microns of the “skin” which is the very thin layer of water at the top of the ocean.
But what happens to all that energy? No, it’s not just lost by evaporation (latent heat) like you claim. That makes no sense at all unless you want to deny the laws of physics.
Basically, downward longwave radiation (DLR) impedes heat loss from the ocean, causing the ocean to retain more heat than it is losing, so the oceans heat up- Which is what is happening. Without DLW increasing, the ocean would be losing the same amount (as LW radiation plus evaporation etc) as it is gaining (from SW radiation) and wouldn’t be heating up.
A brief explanation how this works is:
Shortwave (SW) radiation from the sun heats the oceans to some depth below the “skin” (up to tens of metres and more).
Ocean surfaces emit longwave radiation (LR) upwards (plus latent heat/evaporation). Greenhouse gases absorb and emit this LR in all directions, including downwards (Downward longwave radiation or DLR), and heat the top of the thin “skin” of the oceans (yes DLR only penetrates a few microns)
Heat flows across the ocean "skin" depending on the gradient of heat across the height of the skin (air side to ocean side). The ocean side of the skin is generally warmer than the air side of the skin so heat flows from the ocean to the air. The difference in heat between the top of the skin and the ocean underneath is less than it would otherwise have been without DLR. Therefore, the heat flux (the difference in temperature between the ocean side and the air side) is less than it would have been. So less heat flows across the “skin” therefore more heat stays in the ocean. Over time, this means the oceans are getting warmer than they would have just from warming by SW radiation from the sun on its own. The oceans are also warming the air as the oceans heat up.
I thought you claimed you 'read the literature' and 'have been studying all this for years'? This is basic textbook stuff. Couldn't you find something better from the 'literature' than a graphic with no source link from someone's unpublished master's thesis in 1981?
Here’s a couple of papers that explain in far more detail. They aren't paywalled:
Donlon, Craig, N. Rayner, I. Robinson, D. J. S. Poulter, K. S. Casey, J. Vazquez-Cuervo, E. Armstrong et al. "The global ocean data assimilation experiment high-resolution sea surface temperature pilot project." Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society 88, no. 8 (2007): 1197-1213.
doi: http://dx.doi.org/10.1175/BAMS-88-8-1197
Donlon, C. J., P. J. Minnett, C. Gentemann, T. J. Nightingale, I. J. Barton, B. Ward, and M. J. Murray. "
Toward improved validation of satellite sea surface skin temperature measurements for climate research." Journal of Climate 15, no. 4 (2002): 353-369.