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I pledge Allegiance to the trademark
of the company I serve
and to the corporation for which it stands,
one conglomerate, under the CEO, divisible,
with gross margins and bonuses for few.
Hyperbole? Sure. But I've been thinking about this for a while now, in the way I have noticed the changing dynamics between companies and the people that work for them. Ask not what your company can do for you, but what YOU can do you your company! Maybe I'm just bitter...but then, I'm only 35, how could that be, unless I've had valid reasons to be? I don't know. All I know is, I keep seeing further and further shifts towards the prevailing mindset that "the company" takes priority. Period. Over you, and your needs, you family, you life, everything. Gotta do what's good for the company. Look, we're just trying to run a business, and we have to do what's right for the business. These are lines I have to use more and more, and hear more and more. You want a job? Well, you need completely open availability, you're gonna have to submit to a credit check, a back ground check, a drug test, 2-3 interviews, each at separate times, and sometimes at separate locations. And we'll give 10 cents above minimum wage, for no more than 29 hours per week, though the average will actually be 25. Again, I'm only 35, but I remember when I could walk into a place, apply (in person), get an interview, and be employed, all within the same day. That's how it was, and it wasn't even that long ago that it was like that. First job I got out of college (right around 10 years ago, now) was like that. For Bed Bath and Beyond. No more. Now it takes WEEKS. You apply online. Which means you have to sign up, get an account. For EACH job, at EACH company you apply to. Each account has it's own password. Fill out the resume section, and then...then, my friend, comes the questionair, where you will be psychologically evaluated by a computer program based upon how consistently you lie on the answers. Then you wait. Maybe you get a phone call. Set up the interview. Then you wait. Do the interview, shake hands. Then you wait. Maybe you get another phone call. Set up the next interview. Then you wait. Do the interview, shake hands. Maybe you get hired, maybe you have yet one more interview first. Either way, you wait. Maybe you're hired. But you won't start. Not for another 3 weeks, minimum. Because you gotta wait for that back ground and credit check to clear. Then you gotta go back to take a drug test. Then you wait. Then you gotta set up an orientation. Then you wait. Then you watch hours of stupid videos. Then you wait. Finally, the day is the day, you start! Ring customers as a cashier.
I mean, for ****s sake, folks. This is not rocket science. But I think employers are doing this simply because supply is high, and demand is low, and so folks are willing...eager, even, to jump through these hoops. So why not make them? Why not treat each cashier job as if it's THE pivotal one, THIS one position that gets filled will determine the fate of the company. I get it. Employees are a companies most expensive, and typically, most valuable asset. But there in lies the problem, isn't it? That mindset right there. That we are assets. That our value is relative to the value PLACED on us solely by someone else, who can replace any one of us with at least 100 others. Even me. You think I can't be replaced, you think I couldn't take some kid off the street, and teach him to do my job, and he WOULDN'T do it, even for HALF what I make? You think YOU'RE special? That this WON'T happen to you, eventually? That you WON'T sit in an office and get told about how they are simply doing what's good for the company?
of the company I serve
and to the corporation for which it stands,
one conglomerate, under the CEO, divisible,
with gross margins and bonuses for few.
Hyperbole? Sure. But I've been thinking about this for a while now, in the way I have noticed the changing dynamics between companies and the people that work for them. Ask not what your company can do for you, but what YOU can do you your company! Maybe I'm just bitter...but then, I'm only 35, how could that be, unless I've had valid reasons to be? I don't know. All I know is, I keep seeing further and further shifts towards the prevailing mindset that "the company" takes priority. Period. Over you, and your needs, you family, you life, everything. Gotta do what's good for the company. Look, we're just trying to run a business, and we have to do what's right for the business. These are lines I have to use more and more, and hear more and more. You want a job? Well, you need completely open availability, you're gonna have to submit to a credit check, a back ground check, a drug test, 2-3 interviews, each at separate times, and sometimes at separate locations. And we'll give 10 cents above minimum wage, for no more than 29 hours per week, though the average will actually be 25. Again, I'm only 35, but I remember when I could walk into a place, apply (in person), get an interview, and be employed, all within the same day. That's how it was, and it wasn't even that long ago that it was like that. First job I got out of college (right around 10 years ago, now) was like that. For Bed Bath and Beyond. No more. Now it takes WEEKS. You apply online. Which means you have to sign up, get an account. For EACH job, at EACH company you apply to. Each account has it's own password. Fill out the resume section, and then...then, my friend, comes the questionair, where you will be psychologically evaluated by a computer program based upon how consistently you lie on the answers. Then you wait. Maybe you get a phone call. Set up the interview. Then you wait. Do the interview, shake hands. Then you wait. Maybe you get another phone call. Set up the next interview. Then you wait. Do the interview, shake hands. Maybe you get hired, maybe you have yet one more interview first. Either way, you wait. Maybe you're hired. But you won't start. Not for another 3 weeks, minimum. Because you gotta wait for that back ground and credit check to clear. Then you gotta go back to take a drug test. Then you wait. Then you gotta set up an orientation. Then you wait. Then you watch hours of stupid videos. Then you wait. Finally, the day is the day, you start! Ring customers as a cashier.
I mean, for ****s sake, folks. This is not rocket science. But I think employers are doing this simply because supply is high, and demand is low, and so folks are willing...eager, even, to jump through these hoops. So why not make them? Why not treat each cashier job as if it's THE pivotal one, THIS one position that gets filled will determine the fate of the company. I get it. Employees are a companies most expensive, and typically, most valuable asset. But there in lies the problem, isn't it? That mindset right there. That we are assets. That our value is relative to the value PLACED on us solely by someone else, who can replace any one of us with at least 100 others. Even me. You think I can't be replaced, you think I couldn't take some kid off the street, and teach him to do my job, and he WOULDN'T do it, even for HALF what I make? You think YOU'RE special? That this WON'T happen to you, eventually? That you WON'T sit in an office and get told about how they are simply doing what's good for the company?