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    Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    Cuban men are jawdroppingly shameless. They have less shame than I do in spite of me being biologically impaired in that area. Cuban men are hard core sexual harassers. My wife's physical features, dress and mannerisms are very similar to a Cuban woman. It's only when she speaks with her obvious Portuguese/Brazilian accent that it becomes evident that she's not Cuban. My wife asked me if her getting catcalled and hit on made me even a little jealous. I said no, but I would be happy to put a stop to it much in the same way I would assist with a heavy suitcase or get a hard to reach object. One such offender was a bici-taxi driver. I could have taken a photo, got his plate number and really messed up his life by asking the Ministry of the Interior (MININT) to prosecute him for tourist harassment which is punished by two years in Cuban prison where accusation = conviction. My wife said that is something that she wouldn't wish on her worst enemy much less a pathetic, pity-worthy little man like that bici-taxi driver.

    Another man asked my wife right in front of me if I was jealous. My wife replied, no, but she doesn't do that kind of thing because no one with self-respect does that kind of thing. Later, my wife and I discussed what happened. Hypothetically, I would only let a guy mess around with my wife if he had a daughter age 18-25 and he only gets to do with my wife what I get to do to his daughter.

    I'm guessing that no man would accept such an offer, which makes it the equivalent of a "no". As a kind of push-back, is that a good sarcastic response to a man that asks to mess around with one's wife?

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    Re: Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    Quote Originally Posted by SDET View Post
    Cuban men are jawdroppingly shameless. They have less shame than I do in spite of me being biologically impaired in that area. Cuban men are hard core sexual harassers. My wife's physical features, dress and mannerisms are very similar to a Cuban woman. It's only when she speaks with her obvious Portuguese/Brazilian accent that it becomes evident that she's not Cuban. My wife asked me if her getting catcalled and hit on made me even a little jealous. I said no, but I would be happy to put a stop to it much in the same way I would assist with a heavy suitcase or get a hard to reach object. One such offender was a bici-taxi driver. I could have taken a photo, got his plate number and really messed up his life by asking the Ministry of the Interior (MININT) to prosecute him for tourist harassment which is punished by two years in Cuban prison where accusation = conviction. My wife said that is something that she wouldn't wish on her worst enemy much less a pathetic, pity-worthy little man like that bici-taxi driver.

    Another man asked my wife right in front of me if I was jealous. My wife replied, no, but she doesn't do that kind of thing because no one with self-respect does that kind of thing. Later, my wife and I discussed what happened. Hypothetically, I would only let a guy mess around with my wife if he had a daughter age 18-25 and he only gets to do with my wife what I get to do to his daughter.

    I'm guessing that no man would accept such an offer, which makes it the equivalent of a "no". As a kind of push-back, is that a good sarcastic response to a man that asks to mess around with one's wife?
    I like your hypothetical. You should have said it.


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    Re: Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    Quote Originally Posted by SDET View Post
    Cuban men are jawdroppingly shameless. They have less shame than I do in spite of me being biologically impaired in that area. Cuban men are hard core sexual harassers. My wife's physical features, dress and mannerisms are very similar to a Cuban woman. It's only when she speaks with her obvious Portuguese/Brazilian accent that it becomes evident that she's not Cuban. My wife asked me if her getting catcalled and hit on made me even a little jealous. I said no, but I would be happy to put a stop to it much in the same way I would assist with a heavy suitcase or get a hard to reach object. One such offender was a bici-taxi driver. I could have taken a photo, got his plate number and really messed up his life by asking the Ministry of the Interior (MININT) to prosecute him for tourist harassment which is punished by two years in Cuban prison where accusation = conviction. My wife said that is something that she wouldn't wish on her worst enemy much less a pathetic, pity-worthy little man like that bici-taxi driver.

    Another man asked my wife right in front of me if I was jealous. My wife replied, no, but she doesn't do that kind of thing because no one with self-respect does that kind of thing. Later, my wife and I discussed what happened. Hypothetically, I would only let a guy mess around with my wife if he had a daughter age 18-25 and he only gets to do with my wife what I get to do to his daughter.

    I'm guessing that no man would accept such an offer, which makes it the equivalent of a "no". As a kind of push-back, is that a good sarcastic response to a man that asks to mess around with one's wife?
    Do yourself a favor. Never go to Spain. Or ANYWHERE in the middle east. Or Mexico.

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    Re: Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Do yourself a favor. Never go to Spain. Or ANYWHERE in the middle east. Or Mexico.
    I go to Mexico all the time, Monterrey in particular. It's a seven hour drive.

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    Re: Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    Quote Originally Posted by SDET View Post
    I go to Mexico all the time, Monterrey in particular. It's a seven hour drive.
    Latino men are not generally known for their subtlety regarding women. As long as you are confident in her not to act on it, it shouldnt bother either of you.

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    Re: Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    I'm thrilled when my wife gets propositioned. Better her than me. Those guys don't interest me at all, and these days she has a much stronger right fist, along with a sweet left uppercut.
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    Re: Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Latino men are not generally known for their subtlety regarding women. As long as you are confident in her not to act on it, it shouldnt bother either of you.
    Latino men are an easy act to follow. I'm considered an enlightened gentleman there.

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    Re: Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    Quote Originally Posted by SDET View Post
    Cuban men are jawdroppingly shameless. They have less shame than I do

    Hypothetically, I would only let a guy mess around with my wife if he had a daughter age 18-25 and he only gets to do with my wife what I get to do to his daughter.
    You have no shame to exchange your wife like that and don't act like there are not Cuban men out there with more honor than you.
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    Re: Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    Quote Originally Posted by americanwoman View Post
    You have no shame to exchange your wife like that and don't act like there are not Cuban men out there with more honor than you.
    It doesn't matter. It's not like it's something that would actually happen.

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    Re: Wife getting hit on and catcalled in Cuba

    Quote Originally Posted by SDET View Post
    It doesn't matter. It's not like it's something that would actually happen.
    And what - if?
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