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This morning one of the neighbors dropped by to chat with my wife. Apparently she is feeling a bit more frustrated than usual. The previous night, to celebrate her husband's 60th birthday and to bring a spark to their intimate moments, she gifted him with a visit to a high end gentleman's club, aka a strip joint. Much to her chagrin, as she admired the athletic prowess of some of the dancers, she glanced at her husband, finding him asleep. Needless to say, when they arrived home, he promptly went to bed ...... to sleep.
My wife sympathized with her, but had no advice to offer. I, with mirth in my heart, refrained from comment. She is an attractive woman, and if I weren't married I would definitely giver her some consideration. However, I wasn't willing to say anything that might give my wife the wrong idea. Before she left, my wife suggested perhaps her husband needed the services of a physician regarding his lack of energy, not realizing he's bored with his wife and is having an affair elsewhere. Crap happens.
After she left, I told my wife the reason for his romantic lethargy with his wife, and she responded that she never suspected the reason for the cause. Then she tersely said "You damn well better stay energetic with me," and took the dog for a walk. She rarely takes the dog for a walk, but she does accompany me when I walk the dog, occasionally. Dog was a bit confused.
Perhaps I should have suggested to my neighbor, to release the cougar within?
My wife sympathized with her, but had no advice to offer. I, with mirth in my heart, refrained from comment. She is an attractive woman, and if I weren't married I would definitely giver her some consideration. However, I wasn't willing to say anything that might give my wife the wrong idea. Before she left, my wife suggested perhaps her husband needed the services of a physician regarding his lack of energy, not realizing he's bored with his wife and is having an affair elsewhere. Crap happens.
After she left, I told my wife the reason for his romantic lethargy with his wife, and she responded that she never suspected the reason for the cause. Then she tersely said "You damn well better stay energetic with me," and took the dog for a walk. She rarely takes the dog for a walk, but she does accompany me when I walk the dog, occasionally. Dog was a bit confused.
Perhaps I should have suggested to my neighbor, to release the cougar within?