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    [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

    You've heard of a shrinking violet? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the incredible shrinking virus!. The curve for US COVID-19 deaths is definitely flattening! Rapidly. Five straight 3-day periods of a drop in the rate of increase. I am a math wonk as everybody knows. Here are the falling numbers. My predictions through the end of the month are in red. Let's see if they happen. I am almost giddy about this drop and Trump's great success. As I stated earlier, look for the top of curve to take place about April 6-8. By the time April 12 comes along, we'll be rapidly heading out of the danger zone. The president and his optimism are right on!!! The DJIA gained 2100 points yesterday, it is up 500 today as of this moment, and Trump's approval rating is at an all time high. America is BRIMMING with optimism!!!!

    Note. Predictions are in red. They have not happened yet.

    3-Day: Cases Beg: Cases End:

    Mar 18-21 6332 19862 313% increase
    Mar 19-22 9572 27021 282% increase
    Mar 20-23 14312 35409 247% increase
    Mar 21-24 19862 46158 232% increase
    Mar 22-25 27021 54428 201% increase
    Mar 23-26 35409 66710 190% increase
    Mar 27-30 46158 78468 170% increase
    Mar 28-31 54428 81642 150% increase

    Remember Mashmont's predictions, people. Only 10,400 deaths, max. Only 130,000 COVID cases, max. This wouldn't make a garden variety flu season. Can you say hoax?
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    re: [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

    A prime candidate for /r/PrematureCelebration. This thread will age well.

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    re: [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mashmont View Post
    You've heard of a shrinking violet? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the incredible shrinking virus!. The curve for US COVID-19 deaths is definitely flattening! Rapidly. Five straight 3-day periods of a drop in the rate of increase. I am a math wonk as everybody knows. Here are the falling numbers. My predictions through the end of the month are in red. Let's see if they happen. I am almost giddy about this drop and Trump's great success. As I stated earlier, look for the top of curve to take place about April 6-8. By the time April 12 comes along, we'll be rapidly heading out of the danger zone. The president and his optimism are right on!!! The DJIA gained 2100 points yesterday, it is up 500 today as of this moment, and Trump's approval rating is at an all time high. America is BRIMMING with optimism!!!!

    Note. Predictions are in red. They have not happened yet.

    3-Day Cases Beg: Cases End:

    Mar 18-21 6332 19862 313% increase
    Mar 19-22 9572 27021 282% increase
    Mar 20-23 14312 35409 247% increase
    Mar 21-24 19862 46158 232% increase
    Mar 22-25 27021 54428 201% increase
    Mar 23-26 35409 66710 190% increase
    Mar 27-30 46158 78468 170% increase
    Mar 28-31 54428 81642 150% increase

    Remember Mashmont's predictions, people. Only 10,400 deaths, max. Only 130,000 COVID cases, max. This wouldn't make a garden variety flu season. Can you say hoax?
    I wish there was a vaccine for stupidity, so we could help people that believe this.

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    re: [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mashmont View Post
    You've heard of a shrinking violet? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the incredible shrinking virus!. The curve for US COVID-19 deaths is definitely flattening! Rapidly. Five straight 3-day periods of a drop in the rate of increase. I am a math wonk as everybody knows. Here are the falling numbers. My predictions through the end of the month are in red. Let's see if they happen. I am almost giddy about this drop and Trump's great success. As I stated earlier, look for the top of curve to take place about April 6-8. By the time April 12 comes along, we'll be rapidly heading out of the danger zone. The president and his optimism are right on!!! The DJIA gained 2100 points yesterday, it is up 500 today as of this moment, and Trump's approval rating is at an all time high. America is BRIMMING with optimism!!!!

    Note. Predictions are in red. They have not happened yet.

    3-Day Cases Beg: Cases End:

    Mar 18-21 6332 19862 313% increase
    Mar 19-22 9572 27021 282% increase
    Mar 20-23 14312 35409 247% increase
    Mar 21-24 19862 46158 232% increase
    Mar 22-25 27021 54428 201% increase
    Mar 23-26 35409 66710 190% increase
    Mar 27-30 46158 78468 170% increase
    Mar 28-31 54428 81642 150% increase

    Remember Mashmont's predictions, people. Only 10,400 deaths, max. Only 130,000 COVID cases, max. This wouldn't make a garden variety flu season. Can you say hoax?
    You'd think this would be good news, but I have a feeling that a lot of people will be VERY upset by this.

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    re: [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mashmont View Post
    America is BRIMMING with optimism!!!!

    Can you say hoax?
    Are you serious this is nuts.
    ... all things work together for good ...

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    re: [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MovingPictures View Post
    I wish there was a vaccine for stupidity, so we could help people that believe this.
    My god ain't that the truth

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    re: [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

    Quote Originally Posted by 3leftsdoo View Post
    You'd think this would be good news, but I have a feeling that a lot of people will be VERY upset by this.

    I know it. Very sad.

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    re: [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

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    A prime candidate for /r/PrematureCelebration. This thread will age well.
    This thread will disappear from my thoughts as soon as I leave it.
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    re: [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mashmont View Post
    You've heard of a shrinking violet? Ladies and gentlemen, this is the incredible shrinking virus!. The curve for US COVID-19 deaths is definitely flattening! Rapidly. Five straight 3-day periods of a drop in the rate of increase. I am a math wonk as everybody knows. Here are the falling numbers. My predictions through the end of the month are in red. Let's see if they happen. I am almost giddy about this drop and Trump's great success. As I stated earlier, look for the top of curve to take place about April 6-8. By the time April 12 comes along, we'll be rapidly heading out of the danger zone. The president and his optimism are right on!!! The DJIA gained 2100 points yesterday, it is up 500 today as of this moment, and Trump's approval rating is at an all time high. America is BRIMMING with optimism!!!!

    Note. Predictions are in red. They have not happened yet.

    3-Day Cases Beg: Cases End:

    Mar 18-21 6332 19862 313% increase
    Mar 19-22 9572 27021 282% increase
    Mar 20-23 14312 35409 247% increase
    Mar 21-24 19862 46158 232% increase
    Mar 22-25 27021 54428 201% increase
    Mar 23-26 35409 66710 190% increase
    Mar 27-30 46158 78468 170% increase
    Mar 28-31 54428 81642 150% increase

    Remember Mashmont's predictions, people. Only 10,400 deaths, max. Only 130,000 COVID cases, max. This wouldn't make a garden variety flu season. Can you say hoax?
    Stop being optimistic - people are easily triggered by positivity.
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    re: [W:496]The Curve is Flattening!!! Here are the Numbers. Good Job, Mr. President!!

    Quote Originally Posted by grip View Post
    Are you serious this is nuts.
    Which is nuts? The five straight 3-day periods of decrease that have already happened? Or the extrapolation of those drops

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