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Your daughter at risk and you watching a basketball game

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Your daughter could meet a man in the elevator of her house almost every day.
Let´s suppose that he is a blond man and at the same time his eyes are slanted. She might find it curious, striking. From coinciding with him in the elevator, little by little, they get to know each other. She is amused by his accent, which is foreign. But she is unable to locate where that man may be. Could he be a Jew? Maybe German?
One day, giving herself the excuse that she is doing it out of pure curiosity, to find out where he could be from, she gives him her phone number.
But she is actually in love.
Be very careful: that man could be Vladimir Putin.
 
Your daughter could meet a man in the elevator of her house almost every day.
Let´s suppose that he is a blond man and at the same time his eyes are slanted. She might find it curious, striking. From coinciding with him in the elevator, little by little, they get to know each other. She is amused by his accent, which is foreign. But she is unable to locate where that man may be. Could he be a Jew? Maybe German?
One day, giving herself the excuse that she is doing it out of pure curiosity, to find out where he could be from, she gives him her phone number.
But she is actually in love.
Be very careful: that man could be Vladimir Putin.

Ok, so my daughter meets Vladimir Putin in an elevator, and he's wearing a blonde wig. What happens next?
 
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Your daughter could meet a man in the elevator of her house almost every day.
Let´s suppose that he is a blond man and at the same time his eyes are slanted. She might find it curious, striking. From coinciding with him in the elevator, little by little, they get to know each other. She is amused by his accent, which is foreign. But she is unable to locate where that man may be. Could he be a Jew? Maybe German?
One day, giving herself the excuse that she is doing it out of pure curiosity, to find out where he could be from, she gives him her phone number.
But she is actually in love.
Be very careful: that man could be Vladimir Putin.

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Your daughter could meet a man in the elevator of her house almost every day.
Let´s suppose that he is a blond man and at the same time his eyes are slanted. She might find it curious, striking. From coinciding with him in the elevator, little by little, they get to know each other. She is amused by his accent, which is foreign. But she is unable to locate where that man may be. Could he be a Jew? Maybe German?
One day, giving herself the excuse that she is doing it out of pure curiosity, to find out where he could be from, she gives him her phone number.
But she is actually in love.
Be very careful: that man could be Vladimir Putin.

I don't think Vladimir Putin is going outside of 'Putin's Palace' too much these days with a pandemic and all. Too bad you didn't use Brad Pitt instead, he's not likely to run into your daughter in an elevator in her house, but still.... closer than Putin. (no slanted eyes though). After meeting Putin or Brad Pitt in an elevator for a few minutes, it's not love, it's lust. If any woman gives her private information to any man she just met in an elevator she's taking a big risk.
 
Your daughter could meet a man in the elevator of her house almost every day.
Let´s suppose that he is a blond man and at the same time his eyes are slanted. She might find it curious, striking. From coinciding with him in the elevator, little by little, they get to know each other. She is amused by his accent, which is foreign. But she is unable to locate where that man may be. Could he be a Jew? Maybe German?
One day, giving herself the excuse that she is doing it out of pure curiosity, to find out where he could be from, she gives him her phone number.
But she is actually in love.
Be very careful: that man could be Vladimir Putin.

What if he is a potato?
 
i don't have an elevator in my house, so i think that we're good on this one.
 
Your daughter could meet a man in the elevator of her house almost every day.
Let´s suppose that he is a blond man and at the same time his eyes are slanted. She might find it curious, striking. From coinciding with him in the elevator, little by little, they get to know each other. She is amused by his accent, which is foreign. But she is unable to locate where that man may be. Could he be a Jew? Maybe German?
One day, giving herself the excuse that she is doing it out of pure curiosity, to find out where he could be from, she gives him her phone number.
But she is actually in love.
Be very careful: that man could be Vladimir Putin.



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Ok, so my daughter meets Vladimir Putin in an elevator, and he's wearing a blonde wig. What happens next?


All right. If he is wearing a wig it is to look younger. That greatly increases the risk, because it means that he wants that your daughter thinks he is closer to her age and this makes falling in love more likely even if your daughter is a young person. In that case it is an extreme risk. In just a few months your daughter could be involved in a conspiracy. In order to know the degree of risk, it would be necessary to answer the question of whether or not the Soviet Union is an extraterrestrial civilization.
 
All right. If he is wearing a wig it is to look younger. That greatly increases the risk, because it means that he wants that your daughter thinks he is closer to her age and this makes falling in love more likely even if your daughter is a young person. In that case it is an extreme risk. In just a few months your daughter could be involved in a conspiracy. In order to know the degree of risk, it would be necessary to answer the question of whether or not the Soviet Union is an extraterrestrial civilization.

That's an interesting take. It would certainly explain why aliens never seem to make contact with us, if they've actually colonized the largest single country in Europe. How can I stop my daughter from falling in love with Vladimir Putin and his blonde wig though? She's pretty independent now. Is it too late?
 
I don't think Vladimir Putin is going outside of 'Putin's Palace' too much these days with a pandemic and all. Too bad you didn't use Brad Pitt instead, he's not likely to run into your daughter in an elevator in her house, but still.... closer than Putin. (no slanted eyes though). After meeting Putin or Brad Pitt in an elevator for a few minutes, it's not love, it's lust. If any woman gives her private information to any man she just met in an elevator she's taking a big risk.

I don't think it's a greater risk than if she meets him on a train or in a nightclub, as long as that person isn't Vladimir Putin or Brad Pitt. Keep in mind that she is constantly meeting that man in that elevator and is getting to know him little by little. Until one day, she makes the mistake of wanting to get to know him better, just while you're watching a basketball game at your house. That is the first day that, either with Vladimir Putin or Brad Pitt, she will be involved in a major conspiracy.
 
That's an interesting take. It would certainly explain why aliens never seem to make contact with us, if they've actually colonized the largest single country in Europe. How can I stop my daughter from falling in love with Vladimir Putin and his blonde wig though? She's pretty independent now. Is it too late?



It's never too late to save a daughter from extreme risk. Especially if there are aliens involved, or Vladimir Putin wearing a wig to look younger. The biggest problem is that it's going to happen right when you're watching a basketball game; that greatly complicates the conspiracy.
 
It's never too late to save a daughter from extreme risk. Especially if there are aliens involved, or Vladimir Putin wearing a wig to look younger. The biggest problem is that it's going to happen right when you're watching a basketball game; that greatly complicates the conspiracy.

I'll try to remain vigilant then, and not watch basketball. If that's what I have to do to save my daughter, then I'll do it. But as an added precaution, I'll ask her to take the stairs instead of using the elevator.
 
I'll try to remain vigilant then, and not watch basketball. If that's what I have to do to save my daughter, then I'll do it. But as an added precaution, I'll ask her to take the stairs instead of using the elevator.

Case closed. I have to congratulate you. It is a problem that is solved by complexing your daughter by saying that she has a flat ass and that she can get a more attractive ass using the stairs. You don't even have to stop watching the basketball game.
 
I'll play my part in the conspiracy. I'll run around and stick a cucumber through people's mail slots in their front doors and shout 'The Martians are coming!'
 
Case closed. I have to congratulate you. It is a problem that is solved by complexing your daughter by saying that she has a flat ass and that she can get a more attractive ass using the stairs. You don't even have to stop watching the basketball game.

I'm sure Putin will take one look at that fine ass taking the stairs and still chose the elevator.
 
I'm sure Putin will take one look at that fine ass taking the stairs and still chose the elevator.

Do you think he'd need the stairs to George Clooney's building to get any stimulation?
 
Umm, I was told there would be basketball...?

I want my money back.
 
I don't think George Clooney lives in an apartment but if he did, sure why not?

George and Amal share an Italian Villa, an English Estate, two or three vineyards with manor houses, and apartments in Milan, Lyons, Marseille, New York, London, Torremolinos, etal. The NYC apartment is accessible only by two private elevators, separate shafts, no stairs. But there is a fire escape with its own elevator that can function with a manual crank, at the third floor. A second and third floor building through duplex. Much larger than most houses. To think he shared a 1 bedroom early in his career across the street with his aunt, Rosemary Clooney who was then doing a show on Broadway. Then of course let's not forget their 4 story townhouse downtown in Soho. Just a block away from Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton's little manses.
 
I am one of those very attractive men who attracts the attention of women until they notice their way of being
 
Your daughter could meet a man in the elevator of her house almost every day.
Let´s suppose that he is a blond man and at the same time his eyes are slanted. She might find it curious, striking. From coinciding with him in the elevator, little by little, they get to know each other. She is amused by his accent, which is foreign. But she is unable to locate where that man may be. Could he be a Jew? Maybe German?
One day, giving herself the excuse that she is doing it out of pure curiosity, to find out where he could be from, she gives him her phone number.
But she is actually in love.
Be very careful: that man could be Vladimir Putin.

I'm pretty sure that Putin isn't going to be hanging around the elevators in my house anymore... not after what happened last time. Let's just say "Putin" was a little "Putout" the last time we crossed paths.

Plus, I don't have a daughter.... that I know about, anyway.

And besides... it's basketball. Do you know how hard it is to find a good basketball game on these days? Just the other day, I was missing basketball so much that I watched the '88 Duke-Temple Eastern Regional Final for about the 52nd time.
 
Just the other day, I was missing basketball so much that I watched the '88 Duke-Temple Eastern Regional Final for about the 52nd time.

Post-apocalyptic. If the game were after 2000, it would be apocalyptic. But being before 2000 it is something very in line with what is seen in Walking Dead
 
Post-apocalyptic. If the game were after 2000, it would be apocalyptic. But being before 2000 it is something very in line with what is seen in Walking Dead

No, no, no.... you've got it all wrong, my Spanish friend. Professional basketball is all about the players... College Basketball - and especially College basketball before the one-and-done era - is about the coaching. It's the battle of wits. Strategy versus counter-strategy. And in that Duke-Temple game, you've got two of the masters - Mike Krzyzewski v. John Chaney. Irresistible Force v. Immovable Object. It's all about the chess game.
 
Your daughter could meet a man in the elevator of her house almost every day.
Let´s suppose that he is a blond man and at the same time his eyes are slanted. She might find it curious, striking. From coinciding with him in the elevator, little by little, they get to know each other. She is amused by his accent, which is foreign. But she is unable to locate where that man may be. Could he be a Jew? Maybe German?
One day, giving herself the excuse that she is doing it out of pure curiosity, to find out where he could be from, she gives him her phone number.
But she is actually in love.
Be very careful: that man could be Vladimir Putin.

Not if the man has a shirt on..and doesn't have a goofy grin..
 
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