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My fellow operatives, the time has come. We will now continue to undermine Trump through our carefully laid out plans. Phase one has been a success. While Obama has played golf and visited coffee shops we initiated the first part of our secret agenda. We made Trump pick advisers and cabinet positions with ties that could later embarrass his administration! It took effort and arm twisting but we were successful in despite those damn Congressional leaders bringing those concerns up over and over. We also got him to hire a press guy who is emotionally unstable and cannot keep his own lies straight and who plays loose with alternative facts. I wish we could claim Trump making himself an enemy of the intelligence community but that was just a happy accident.
Part B of the first phase was also perfectly I implemented! We made Trump roll out a travel ban that was so poorly implemented that his own people who weren't even informed about it had to apologize before Congress after the fact.
Of course there was Part C where we made Trump order a raid in Yemen that led to the deaths of 9 children and a Navy Seal. We then made sure he blamed the military for it. Good work!
Part D was really tough. Getting Trump to believe a report by Breitbart that was based on anonymous sources from other media outlets that Obama ordered a wire tap on him. After weeks of Trump complaining about anonymous sources it did not seem likely we could pull it off, but Trump has dedicated a dozen tweets to it! Then again, when we were successful in getting his administration to ask the FBI to leak information it cannot be too surprising.
Part E was interesting. We made him declare the media of the American people and planted an operative from the Congressional Black Caucas as a reporter so we could force him to ask her to set up a meeting and make him look foolish.
I wish we could claim him browbeating Australia, but that came out of nowhere. But we did do a good job doctoring all that footage of his inauguration. We just had to apply a white filter to the red caps!
Wow! That isn't even half of what we accomplished these few months. Don't forget to attend your paid protest and subscribe to a copy of the shadow government newsletter.
Part B of the first phase was also perfectly I implemented! We made Trump roll out a travel ban that was so poorly implemented that his own people who weren't even informed about it had to apologize before Congress after the fact.
Of course there was Part C where we made Trump order a raid in Yemen that led to the deaths of 9 children and a Navy Seal. We then made sure he blamed the military for it. Good work!
Part D was really tough. Getting Trump to believe a report by Breitbart that was based on anonymous sources from other media outlets that Obama ordered a wire tap on him. After weeks of Trump complaining about anonymous sources it did not seem likely we could pull it off, but Trump has dedicated a dozen tweets to it! Then again, when we were successful in getting his administration to ask the FBI to leak information it cannot be too surprising.
Part E was interesting. We made him declare the media of the American people and planted an operative from the Congressional Black Caucas as a reporter so we could force him to ask her to set up a meeting and make him look foolish.
I wish we could claim him browbeating Australia, but that came out of nowhere. But we did do a good job doctoring all that footage of his inauguration. We just had to apply a white filter to the red caps!
Wow! That isn't even half of what we accomplished these few months. Don't forget to attend your paid protest and subscribe to a copy of the shadow government newsletter.
