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Hello, everyone.
I am a veteran (army, infantry) from 25+ years back, having done 10 years that ended with a busted knee.
For a living, I stare down a manhole at the crushed remains of our species, and propose short term solutions that my Evil Corporate Masters™ can patent. Basically, I monetize the apocalypse. For this I am well-compensated, and I work from home (most of the time), and my wife works with me, so I can ignore that conscience thing that keeps nattering at me.
I live in Tucson, Arizona, which is sort of like living on the surface of Mercury. It's hot as hell, a billion miles from anything, and if you inhale, you die. The upside of this is that there is a taco truck on every corner (or, in the case of the Twisted Tandoori, a curry truck). My kids are both back from the marines and are attending the University of Arizona.
I am by nature a socialist (not very good at it, see above). I am most definitely *not* a Trump fan...But don't bother hollering at me about Hillary. I'm not a fan of her, either. Hillary Clinton is the political equivalent of getting rolled when you're drunk. Trump is the political equivalent of getting beaten to death with dildos in broad daylight for no reason whatsoever. If I had my way, they'd both "sneeze into the basket," as the French used to say, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
Well, that's about it.
I am a veteran (army, infantry) from 25+ years back, having done 10 years that ended with a busted knee.
For a living, I stare down a manhole at the crushed remains of our species, and propose short term solutions that my Evil Corporate Masters™ can patent. Basically, I monetize the apocalypse. For this I am well-compensated, and I work from home (most of the time), and my wife works with me, so I can ignore that conscience thing that keeps nattering at me.
I live in Tucson, Arizona, which is sort of like living on the surface of Mercury. It's hot as hell, a billion miles from anything, and if you inhale, you die. The upside of this is that there is a taco truck on every corner (or, in the case of the Twisted Tandoori, a curry truck). My kids are both back from the marines and are attending the University of Arizona.
I am by nature a socialist (not very good at it, see above). I am most definitely *not* a Trump fan...But don't bother hollering at me about Hillary. I'm not a fan of her, either. Hillary Clinton is the political equivalent of getting rolled when you're drunk. Trump is the political equivalent of getting beaten to death with dildos in broad daylight for no reason whatsoever. If I had my way, they'd both "sneeze into the basket," as the French used to say, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
Well, that's about it.