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Hamish Howl

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Hello, everyone.

I am a veteran (army, infantry) from 25+ years back, having done 10 years that ended with a busted knee.

For a living, I stare down a manhole at the crushed remains of our species, and propose short term solutions that my Evil Corporate Masters™ can patent. Basically, I monetize the apocalypse. For this I am well-compensated, and I work from home (most of the time), and my wife works with me, so I can ignore that conscience thing that keeps nattering at me.

I live in Tucson, Arizona, which is sort of like living on the surface of Mercury. It's hot as hell, a billion miles from anything, and if you inhale, you die. The upside of this is that there is a taco truck on every corner (or, in the case of the Twisted Tandoori, a curry truck). My kids are both back from the marines and are attending the University of Arizona.

I am by nature a socialist (not very good at it, see above). I am most definitely *not* a Trump fan...But don't bother hollering at me about Hillary. I'm not a fan of her, either. Hillary Clinton is the political equivalent of getting rolled when you're drunk. Trump is the political equivalent of getting beaten to death with dildos in broad daylight for no reason whatsoever. If I had my way, they'd both "sneeze into the basket," as the French used to say, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Well, that's about it.
 
Hello, everyone.

I am a veteran (army, infantry) from 25+ years back, having done 10 years that ended with a busted knee.

For a living, I stare down a manhole at the crushed remains of our species, and propose short term solutions that my Evil Corporate Masters™ can patent. Basically, I monetize the apocalypse. For this I am well-compensated, and I work from home (most of the time), and my wife works with me, so I can ignore that conscience thing that keeps nattering at me.

I live in Tucson, Arizona, which is sort of like living on the surface of Mercury. It's hot as hell, a billion miles from anything, and if you inhale, you die. The upside of this is that there is a taco truck on every corner (or, in the case of the Twisted Tandoori, a curry truck). My kids are both back from the marines and are attending the University of Arizona.

I am by nature a socialist (not very good at it, see above). I am most definitely *not* a Trump fan...But don't bother hollering at me about Hillary. I'm not a fan of her, either. Hillary Clinton is the political equivalent of getting rolled when you're drunk. Trump is the political equivalent of getting beaten to death with dildos in broad daylight for no reason whatsoever. If I had my way, they'd both "sneeze into the basket," as the French used to say, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Well, that's about it.

Welcome, and thank you for your service.

Just an FYI, even insinuating that violence against a politician is acceptable is an easy way to earn a short stay here. ;)
 
Hello, everyone.

I am a veteran (army, infantry) from 25+ years back, having done 10 years that ended with a busted knee.

For a living, I stare down a manhole at the crushed remains of our species, and propose short term solutions that my Evil Corporate Masters™ can patent. Basically, I monetize the apocalypse. For this I am well-compensated, and I work from home (most of the time), and my wife works with me, so I can ignore that conscience thing that keeps nattering at me.

I live in Tucson, Arizona, which is sort of like living on the surface of Mercury. It's hot as hell, a billion miles from anything, and if you inhale, you die. The upside of this is that there is a taco truck on every corner (or, in the case of the Twisted Tandoori, a curry truck). My kids are both back from the marines and are attending the University of Arizona.

I am by nature a socialist (not very good at it, see above). I am most definitely *not* a Trump fan...But don't bother hollering at me about Hillary. I'm not a fan of her, either. Hillary Clinton is the political equivalent of getting rolled when you're drunk. Trump is the political equivalent of getting beaten to death with dildos in broad daylight for no reason whatsoever. If I had my way, they'd both "sneeze into the basket," as the French used to say, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Well, that's about it.

Welcome aboard.
 
Welcome, and thank you for your service.

Just an FYI, even insinuating that violence against a politician is acceptable is an easy way to earn a short stay here. ;)

"What I prefer" and "How the universe actually operates" are two different things.
 
We need a little more ‘mayhem’ ‘round here! Welcome!
 
Hello, everyone.

I am a veteran (army, infantry) from 25+ years back, having done 10 years that ended with a busted knee.

For a living, I stare down a manhole at the crushed remains of our species, and propose short term solutions that my Evil Corporate Masters™ can patent. Basically, I monetize the apocalypse. For this I am well-compensated, and I work from home (most of the time), and my wife works with me, so I can ignore that conscience thing that keeps nattering at me.

I live in Tucson, Arizona, which is sort of like living on the surface of Mercury. It's hot as hell, a billion miles from anything, and if you inhale, you die. The upside of this is that there is a taco truck on every corner (or, in the case of the Twisted Tandoori, a curry truck). My kids are both back from the marines and are attending the University of Arizona.

I am by nature a socialist (not very good at it, see above). I am most definitely *not* a Trump fan...But don't bother hollering at me about Hillary. I'm not a fan of her, either. Hillary Clinton is the political equivalent of getting rolled when you're drunk. Trump is the political equivalent of getting beaten to death with dildos in broad daylight for no reason whatsoever. If I had my way, they'd both "sneeze into the basket," as the French used to say, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

Well, that's about it.

Howdy Doody, Hamish Howl!!

Given your introductory blurb, I foresee much entertainment from you and your forthcoming comments. But, if I may be presumptuous, I have a bit of advice: There is a fine line between "entertainment" and "boring nonsense". Please try not to cross that line.

Welcome to DP. Looking forward to the laughs.

btw, do you actually have a manhole in your house? How odd!
 
Welcome, and pay no attention to Mycroft. You'll save yourself a lot of trouble by just ignoring him now.
 
Welcome to DP! I look forward to the discussions.
 
Welcome aboard Hamish Howl :peace
 
"What I prefer" and "How the universe actually operates" are two different things.

I once wrote on here that treason was punishable by hanging. I got banned for inciting violence. I guess some folks on here don't really support upholding the laws of the land.

Doesn't matter what you or me think or how the universe works. Here it's the mod's world and that's all there is to it.
 
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