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I have arrived. Hide your goats.

ElChupacabra

Me cago en las cabras!
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That's right, hide your goats. For those who don't know, I am El Chupacabra. I am well known for feeding off the blood of goats. You have been warned. Oh, and tell that Trump guy to send some more goats to Puerto Rico because there better be some there when I go down there next time.
 
That's right, hide your goats. For those who don't know, I am El Chupacabra. I am well known for feeding off the blood of goats. You have been warned. Oh, and tell that Trump guy to send some more goats to Puerto Rico because there better be some there when I go down there next time.

Ummmm. Hi?

I'm TheGoverness. Never met a mythological creature before, so that's cool. I guess.
 
That's right, hide your goats. For those who don't know, I am El Chupacabra. I am well known for feeding off the blood of goats. You have been warned. Oh, and tell that Trump guy to send some more goats to Puerto Rico because there better be some there when I go down there next time.

Do you have an opera named after you?
 
Welcome aboard ElChupacabra :peace
 
He is also known as the Jersey devil.
 
Daaaaaadddd.............mooooooore......
 
That's right, hide your goats. For those who don't know, I am El Chupacabra. I am well known for feeding off the blood of goats. You have been warned. Oh, and tell that Trump guy to send some more goats to Puerto Rico because there better be some there when I go down there next time.

You can have my goats. They don't mow the lawn, the sheep do that job. They eat the siding off the house and barn, they don't eat the garbage but they eat the garbage cans and that attracts the bears. They chase the dog and butt him. Speaking of butts, they try to mount the mares when they are in heat, and when they are not in heat. They sneak into the vegetable garden, don't eat anything but make a mess digging around for who knows what? They chase the mailman, and try to head butt the neighbors when they come to visit. They stink something fierce and horrific, which attracts stray dog packs. And they are stingy with their milk. Take my goats, please.
 
That's right, hide your goats. For those who don't know, I am El Chupacabra. I am well known for feeding off the blood of goats. You have been warned. Oh, and tell that Trump guy to send some more goats to Puerto Rico because there better be some there when I go down there next time.

Well OK, as long as you are just feeding off their blood. When I initially read the title, I took it to mean something like one would say when you tell people to "hide your women, I am in town!". I was thinking to myself "oh no, not one of those guys again". But I was relieved to find out it was just feeding off blood.

So feeding off blood... That's fine. Knock yourself out man. Whatever floats your boat.
 
That's right, hide your goats. For those who don't know, I am El Chupacabra. I am well known for feeding off the blood of goats. You have been warned. Oh, and tell that Trump guy to send some more goats to Puerto Rico because there better be some there when I go down there next time.

A logical, reasoning mind can overcome a goat-sucking monster any day. Bring it on.
 
A logical, reasoning mind can overcome a goat-sucking monster any day. Bring it on.



His statement --- " YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED".

Now that's a way to start off as the new "Goat" on a forum.


I absolutely adore it --- everyone is a political expert. I listen to satellite radio and Juan Williams is saying ( Fox News ) how we need to get rid of guns, Trumps foreign policy is all wrong , and we need to help the poor in the Middle East and South America.

News Magazines area saying we are too harsh on the Middle East.....we need to give them billions in foreign aid in addition to their oil revenue.....so they can pass some of our funds to terrorist groups to buy Semtex and firearms ; help finance Jihaidst training camps.


Now we have a new poster telling us " We have been warned." Self proclaimed proclaimed Dracula.


OK --- But beware , I have Winchester Silvertips in my handgun.




Major Lambda
 
That's right, hide your goats. For those who don't know, I am El Chupacabra. I am well known for feeding off the blood of goats. You have been warned. Oh, and tell that Trump guy to send some more goats to Puerto Rico because there better be some there when I go down there next time.

Funny - you don't look like a chupacabra.
 
That's right, hide your goats. For those who don't know, I am El Chupacabra. I am well known for feeding off the blood of goats. You have been warned. Oh, and tell that Trump guy to send some more goats to Puerto Rico because there better be some there when I go down there next time.

I eat goats sometimes, but I prefer lambs.
 
Brains.... wins over braun 99.9% of the time.



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Braun coffeemakers don't hold up and they make weak coffee. I've never tried one of their electric shavers.
 
Allah be with you in your journey brother.
 
That's right, hide your goats. For those who don't know, I am El Chupacabra. I am well known for feeding off the blood of goats. You have been warned. Oh, and tell that Trump guy to send some more goats to Puerto Rico because there better be some there when I go down there next time.

tranquilo ..... ...... ...... como chingas
 
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