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    Man Challenges Ex-Wife and Attorney to Duel with Japanese Swords

    I did not know whether to put this in the "On the Lighter Side" Forum. But since the guy is serious...

    A Kansas man has asked an Iowa court to grant his motion for trial by combat so he can meet his ex-wife and her attorney "on the field of battle where (he) will rend their souls from their corporal bodies."

    David Ostrom, 40, of Paola, Kansas, claims in court documents that his ex-wife, Bridgette Ostrom, 38, of Harlan, has "destroyed (him) legally."

    He asked the Iowa District Court in Shelby County to give him 12 weeks "lead time" in order to source or forge katana and wakizashi swords, as first reported by the Carroll Times Herald.
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    Re: Man Challenges Ex-Wife and Attorney to Duel with Japanese Swords

    Mmmmm, su-she.
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    The strangest thing about this story is that it DIDN'T happen in FL.
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    Re: Man Challenges Ex-Wife and Attorney to Duel with Japanese Swords

    Quote Originally Posted by Felis Leo View Post
    I did not know whether to put this in the "On the Lighter Side" Forum. But since the guy is serious...



    And he wonders why she is an ex wife
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    Quote Originally Posted by KevinKohler View Post
    The strangest thing about this story is that it DIDN'T happen in FL.
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    Novel new form of divorce mediation.

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    Bringing back dueling would sure cut the load on our court system...
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    Re: Man Challenges Ex-Wife and Attorney to Duel with Japanese Swords

    Quote Originally Posted by Felis Leo View Post
    I did not know whether to put this in the "On the Lighter Side" Forum. But since the guy is serious...



    OK, trial by combat, he brings a katana, she brings an sub machine gun. On your mark, set, dead.

    Or she can choose Doug from Forged in Fire to do the fighting.

    But seriously, this man is an idiot, a total moron for even proposing something this ludicrous.
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    Re: Man Challenges Ex-Wife and Attorney to Duel with Japanese Swords

    Quote Originally Posted by Peter King View Post
    OK, trial by combat, he brings a katana, she brings an sub machine gun. On your mark, set, dead.

    Or she can choose Doug from Forged in Fire to do the fighting.

    But seriously, this man is an idiot, a total moron for even proposing something this ludicrous.



    Reminds me of a dated shock jock joke.


    An indigenous tribe had caught two poachers and were subjecting them to tribal justice. The two were found guilty and offered “Death or Katanga!”

    The first poacher gulped and decided on “Katanga.” Whereupon all the males in the tribe had their way with him. The second poacher was asked his choice of justice. “Death,” he proclaimed, the chief decreed, “death by Katanga!”............
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    Re: Man Challenges Ex-Wife and Attorney to Duel with Japanese Swords

    Quote Originally Posted by Felis Leo View Post
    I did not know whether to put this in the "On the Lighter Side" Forum. But since the guy is serious...



    People are ****ing nuts, aren't they?

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