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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by Saladin4 View Post
    West Virginia?...Pretty sure it is legal there
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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by WillyPete View Post
    Glad to see another legislature with their priorities in order.

    Unenforceable laws might as well not exist, and are a complete waste of energy, but I'm sure they're trying their very best.

    Are there any politicians out there actually trying to affect real positive change any more?

    Were there ever any, or has it been a jerk around the entire time?
    Animal abuse laws are unenforceable? Nonsense. And we’re talking about Kentucky here. For them this IS real positive change.
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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by HenryChinaski View Post
    Kentucky bill outlawing bestiality passes House, back to Senate Gonna be a lotta unhappy and sexually frustrated good ole boys.. Horny farmers.
    It's about time. Now it's only Alabama where men are still men and farm animals are still afraid.
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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by MTAtech View Post
    You seem to be one of those people that over-thinks. What I wrote was a joke. It really doesn't warrant extensive analysis.
    Give him a website.

    Hard to over-think at a website.

    Or so I'd think. Surely they have websites in KY.
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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by HenryChinaski View Post
    I’m guessing it’s a reference to Mitch McConnell ? And just for the record right here right now, I will state that I don’t believe Mitch McConnell has sex with animals
    I take it you have been privy to the evidence he does, and found it unconvincing. I am prepared to stipulate that reasonable opinions can differ here.
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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by HenryChinaski View Post
    Kentucky bill outlawing bestiality passes House, back to Senate Gonna be a lotta unhappy and sexually frustrated good ole boys.. Horny farmers.
    Obviously the state of Kentucky has a need to pass such a law. Uhm, I guess it protects the farm animals from sexual harassment, not that a goat is going to report Cletus for groping her teets.
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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by azgreg View Post
    What's next? Cousins?
    Na,

    That would make too many Kentucky marriages illegal and cut the dating pool in half!!
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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by Tangmo View Post
    They remember the dayze when men were men, women were women and the sheep were nervous.
    Scotland (or whatever place you want): where the men are men, and so are the women, and the sheep run scared!

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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by HenryChinaski View Post
    Kentucky bill outlawing bestiality passes House, back to Senate Gonna be a lotta unhappy and sexually frustrated good ole boys.. Horny farmers. Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals
    Working from just the OP...

    The bill would prohibit sexual contact between a person and an animal, defining sexual contact as "any act committed between a person and an animal for the purpose of sexual arousal, sexual gratification, abuse, or financial gain."
    The financial gain issue could be a problem point. Actual artificial insemination with equipment and such for actual breeding purposes (with like animals, not humans) could be seen as Illegal under this bill, as the breeding would be to increase the herd or create better traits (more milk from goats or cows for example) which would be for financial gain. Or even just paying someone to do that legitimate service would be illegal under the bill. Again this is only off the OP, and the bill could have an exception for legit purposes.

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    Re: Kentucky House unanimously passes bill outlawing sex with animals

    Quote Originally Posted by maquiscat View Post
    Scotland (or whatever place you want): where the men are men, and so are the women, and the sheep run scared!

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    I'm too lazy at the moment to look up the Russian laws on our thread topic but I'd bet they aren't uniform over there either. I'm trying not to wonder too much about your cross fertilization post. It might get the best of me yet and send me to google.
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