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Ted Cruz Boasts That GOP Is The Party Of Homer Simpson; Twitter Dies Laughing

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https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...er-simpsons-party_us_5a8f3f03e4b0ee6416a14c00

Think the GOP is for drunk doofuses? Don't take it from me, take it from Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas). According to Cruz, the only Democrat is actually the show's smartest character.

"I think the Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson and Republicans are happily the party of Homer and Bart and Maggie and Marge,” Cruz said at the CPAC gathering in National Harbor, Maryland
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So fat drunk doofuses and people who regularly wet themselves ate Republicans, Ted?
 
Is GOP the party of santa claus as well?
 
the GOP is actually the party of Mr. Burns. don't get too happy about that, Democrats, because your party can't seem to find its ass with a flashlight. it is, however, about to benefit from a whole lot of protest votes, because the Republican party has gone finger-painting the walls with **** insane. work towards effectively representing the average worker, put out a coherent message, and clean house. we're conditionally pulling for you.
 
Any other fictional characters the GOP is the party of?
 
Lisa was the smart responsible one LOL

And Homer is the drunk dufus, and Bart is the trouble maker

That's hysterical. Hysterical, he's right LOL
 
I agree, the average righty around here seems almost at Homer's level of intellect....
 
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...er-simpsons-party_us_5a8f3f03e4b0ee6416a14c00

Think the GOP is for drunk doofuses? Don't take it from me, take it from Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas). According to Cruz, the only Democrat is actually the show's smartest character.

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So fat drunk doofuses and people who regularly wet themselves ate Republicans, Ted?

rocket88:

I'm so ashamed he was born or raised in Canada. Please, please don't send him back. It's been so nice here since his departure south, despite the crappy weather. Keep him for us, please?

Cheers.
Evilroddy.
 
Any other fictional characters the GOP is the party of?

Hey, after all the hyperventilating about how the comic book spawned Black Panther is a cultural awakening for black folk you had too see this coming.....
 
truth? Not sure what is true here.

One fact is for sure. Trump lies his ass off daily. Not what I would call a leadership quality. And I believe it was his management skills he was selling. Judging by the folks he hires he stretched the truth.
 
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