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Trump Spiritual Advisor Wants You To Send Her Up To 1 Month's Pay Or Face 'Consequences'

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Paula White, a prosperity gospel preacher with close ties to President Donald Trump, is calling on followers to send her donations of up to one month’s salary. Those who don’t pay up could face “consequences” from God as he demands the dough as a “first fruits” offering.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...603e4b01e1a4b18d2f0?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313

Well......I had the cash in the envelope.....But I cant seem to find Gods mailing address, and Im not sure how many stamps I will need.
 
Polar Bum said:
Paula White, a prosperity gospel preacher with close ties to President Donald Trump, is calling on followers to send her donations of up to one month’s salary. Those who don’t pay up could face “consequences” from God as he demands the dough as a “first fruits” offering.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...603e4b01e1a4b18d2f0?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313

Well......I had the cash in the envelope.....But I cant seem to find Gods mailing address, and Im not sure how many stamps I will need.
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Doesn’t God have reverse franking privileges? Send it to me postage due, I’ll be sure it gets there......
 
Rexedgar said:
Doesn’t God have reverse franking privileges? Send it to me postage due, I’ll be sure it gets there......
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Maybe I should see if God takes Paypal......
 
Polar Bum said:
Paula White, a prosperity gospel preacher with close ties to President Donald Trump, is calling on followers to send her donations of up to one month’s salary. Those who don’t pay up could face “consequences” from God as he demands the dough as a “first fruits” offering.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...603e4b01e1a4b18d2f0?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313

Well......I had the cash in the envelope.....But I cant seem to find Gods mailing address, and Im not sure how many stamps I will need.
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Looks like she's channeling the old God. "Give me worship, give me tithings...or else!!"
 
Donald Trump has a spiritual adviser?

:2rofll:

The Church of Send Me Greenbacks
 
Polar Bum said:
Paula White, a prosperity gospel preacher with close ties to President Donald Trump, is calling on followers to send her donations of up to one month’s salary. Those who don’t pay up could face “consequences” from God as he demands the dough as a “first fruits” offering.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...603e4b01e1a4b18d2f0?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313

Well......I had the cash in the envelope.....But I cant seem to find Gods mailing address, and Im not sure how many stamps I will need.
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:lamo

NO.
 
Polar Bum said:
Paula White, a prosperity gospel preacher with close ties to President Donald Trump, is calling on followers to send her donations of up to one month’s salary. Those who don’t pay up could face “consequences” from God as he demands the dough as a “first fruits” offering.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...603e4b01e1a4b18d2f0?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313

Well......I had the cash in the envelope.....But I cant seem to find Gods mailing address, and Im not sure how many stamps I will need.
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Here's how I would handle it..... I would stand in the middle of my living room with the money, and throw it all up in the air. If God wants it, he will take it.
 
Best racket ever. And you don't need to pay tax.
 
Polar Bum said:
Maybe I should see if God takes Paypal......
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I print my own eBay mailing labels using PayPal. All you would need is God's zip code.
 
No longer an issue folks.....thanks to everyone for the advice, but I think I got this covered now.

But, I had no idea God was a mac user..... :shrug:


god_inbox_mac.jpg
 
I want to purposefully not pay to see what's going to happen.
 
Polar Bum said:
Paula White, a prosperity gospel preacher with close ties to President Donald Trump, is calling on followers to send her donations of up to one month’s salary. Those who don’t pay up could face “consequences” from God as he demands the dough as a “first fruits” offering.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...603e4b01e1a4b18d2f0?ncid=edlinkushpmg00000313

Well......I had the cash in the envelope.....But I cant seem to find Gods mailing address, and Im not sure how many stamps I will need.
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Turds of a feather flush together.
 
I got a zucchini that I would like to offer this arsehole. And I truly believe for once that this type of spiritual advisor fits Trump perfectly.
 
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