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Man accused of humping driveway

OMG road rash as an STD!!
 
Unitedwestand13 said:
But today is Thursday.
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What today is doesn't matter- the article at the link says that this happened Tuesday evening and everyone knows that hump day is Wednesday.

This guys calendar is out of whack.

If the authorities can adjust that, they can think about turning him loose.
 
azgreg said:
I don't want to live in a world where you can't hump a driveway.
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When was this made illegal?

Did the driveway file a sexual harassment complaint?

Was this an under-age driveway?

We need to know a lot more about this.

I suspect that some things have been left untold.
 
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People having sex with driveways????? Next thing you know, gays will want to get married.
 
shrubnose said:
When was this made illegal?

Did the driveway file a sexual harassment complaint?

Was this an under-age driveway?

We need to know a lot more about this.

I suspect that some things have been left untold.
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I was probably assphalt, in some states, that's illegal.
 
fishinRod said:
when i was in the Army stationed at Ft. Hood our plantoon sergeant would tell us to "make love to Texas" when he made us do push ups
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Mommy, what's a plantoon? is that a boat?
 
AJiveMan said:
Mommy, what's a plantoon? is that a boat?
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It's a cross between a pontoon and a plantation - a floating plantation. It's also sometimes called a pontation. New Orleans, for example, is a plantoon or pontation.
 
shrubnose said:
When was this made illegal?

Did the driveway file a sexual harassment complaint?

Was this an under-age driveway?

We need to know a lot more about this.

I suspect that some things have been left untold.
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:lamo: ... :shock: ... :2rofll:

Good morning, Shrubnose. :2wave:
 
humbolt said:
It's a cross between a pontoon and a plantation - a floating plantation. It's also sometimes called a pontation. New Orleans, for example, is a plantoon or pontation.
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Let's all git down and git funky and do the assphalt.
 
I'd like to see Miley Cyrus doing the stump grinder again sometime.
 
humbolt said:
First, one must visit www.humpastump to get pointers on the "phalt" part. It's always somebody's phalt. Always somebody's ass, too, come to think of it.
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Greetings, humbolt. :2wave:

Well, I looked at the link, and...and...let's just say "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." William Shakespeare. :shock: I wonder where I've been all my life? :mrgreen:
 
Paxaeon said:
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People having sex with driveways????? Next thing you know, gays will want to get married.
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There will never be marriage equality until people can marry whatever they want to grind, bump and hump.
 
There's a law against having sex with composite materials?
 
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