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MUST SEE: Amazing Interview With Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiker Who Took Down Man Claiming To Be Jesus
two videos in linked piece, the bit that aired on the local station and the un-edited (NSFW) video posted by the reporter
MUST SEE: Amazing Interview With Hatchet-Wielding Homeless Hitchhiker Who Took Down Man Claiming To Be Jesus
Local news is an often-wonderful, even-more-often-bizarre place. And never was the latter more evident than in a recent story that aired on KMPH FOX 26 in Fresno, Calif. About a man claiming to be Jesus and the homeless hitchhiker who saved the day with a hatchet.
For starters, here’s what happened: A man claiming to be Jesus apparently plowed his car into a PG&E (Pacific Gas and Electric) worker — pinning him between the car and his truck — because he was black. Two women who were nearby ran over to help, but witnessed a crazy scene.
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“Dude, that guy was ****in’ kooked out, man,” he told Reisbeck. As for himself, he said his name was Kai and doesn’t have a last name (“no, bro, I don’t have anything”).
The rest of the interview is worth a watch, but I’ll leave you with this: “I’m like, ‘Bro, if you’re ****in’ Jesus Christ, I’ll be the anti-Christ, man, like **** that ****.”
two videos in linked piece, the bit that aired on the local station and the un-edited (NSFW) video posted by the reporter