To all terrorists worldwide...regardless of race, religion or creed...
LOL. I wrote a song a few years ago that got quite a few laughs every time we played it.
Taliban Mailman
(Sung to the tune of "Let Me Be Your Mailman" by George Strait")
Let me be a mailman down in Afghanistan
Bringing special packages to all the Taliban
You like to play with airplanes, well that's not very nice
You've been messin' with my country, now it's time to pay the price
Like the wild wild west and the pony express, I'm gonna bring you down
Your women will be wailin' when I roll into town
Like a man possessed, I come fully dressed to burn and slash and bash
I'm ready to go postal, and I'm gonna kick your ass.
Hey Mr. bin Laden this one says it's from your mom
But what it doesn't say is that it holds an atom bomb
I'll be out of your country, 'fore the fallout falls on me
And I'll leave you the middle finger from the Statue of Liberty
Like the wild wild west and the pony express, I'm gonna bring you down
Your women will be wailin' but I won't wear a frown
Like a man possessed, I come fully dressed to burn and slash and bash
I'm ready to go postal, and Allah won't save your ass.
Like the wild wild west and the pony express, I'm gonna bring you down
Your women will be wailin' but I won't wear a frown
Like a man possessed, I come fully dressed to burn and slash and bash
I'm ready to go postal, and I'm gonna kick your ass.
Allah won't save your ass.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
:mrgreen: