You're one letter short there. You're missing the 'h'.I have been avoiding this thread. But I must come clean.
The reason I have stayed away is this. You newbies have no clue what I am about to talk about but you old heads do.
When Clinton was prez, I just got my FIRST computer. Dail up, no less. :roll:
Anyways, I spent my free time bashing that horny bastard. I cussed him up one side and down the other. There are a handful of pepole here that know my words are very true. (Really. Some posters here I have known for over 10 years. <you guys know who you are>)
Moving right along.
Then Bush came along and guess what? I spent all my free time online, bashing him up one side and down the other.
Now we got Obama. So, naturally, you guessed it, I am having a blast doggin' him out too.
I confess. I just love dogging the top dog. It's in me and it's gotta come out. It's what I do. Captain America at your service.
Time to come clean.
This is how I really feel.
Bill Clinton, I can't stand your wife. If she was my wife, I'd blow my goo on a blue dress too. You are no better or no worse than the average American male and I see no reason to exhault you. If you woulda come out like a regular guy, we could have at least had a meeting of the mind. But you were a hot-shot, limo-ass politicin that was s'posed to be some kinda righteous mo' fo' that turned out to not much more than a bull****, arkie-ass hillbilly in a suit. (Not much different than some of my other friends from Little Rock, Van Buren, Ft. Smith, but I digress. :3oops
But you know, my portfolio LOVED you. The idea of a national surplus, rather than a defecit got my pecker stickin' up. I don't care who really should get the credit for that so all you partisan whackos just keep it to yourself. The fact is, win or lose, the president gets the blame or the credit. The buck stops there. During Clinton, I was reaping 16-20% returns.
Liberty and freedom was making headway too.
Then came the witchhunt that backed Horndog Bill into a corner that made his personal lie result is a public criminal lie. Clinton, in his budget cuts, pissed a lotta GOP fatcat politicians off and cost them a LOT of money. He HAD to go. We all know what happened after that. That is when my eyes started to open. Ashamed, I realized that maybe I wasn't as conservative as I was pretending to be.
I heard on the news that somebody put up a billboard with President Bush on it that read, "Miss me yet?"
To sum it up. No. I do not miss you Mr. Bush. Only by the grace of God you aren't in solitary confinement, but I digress.
But Bill, I do miss you. My wallet misses you. I'm sorry for riding you like I did. Don't it always seem to go? That you don't know what you've got till it's gone.
But Bill, your wife is still a ****.
Does that mean his groin is out of commission for a while? Cankled women everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief.
he's probably already on all of those meds.
I have been avoiding this thread. But I must come clean.
The reason I have stayed away is this. You newbies have no clue what I am about to talk about but you old heads do.
When Clinton was prez, I just got my FIRST computer. Dail up, no less. :roll:
Anyways, I spent my free time bashing that horny bastard. I cussed him up one side and down the other. There are a handful of pepole here that know my words are very true. (Really. Some posters here I have known for over 10 years. <you guys know who you are>)
Moving right along.
Then Bush came along and guess what? I spent all my free time online, bashing him up one side and down the other.
Now we got Obama. So, naturally, you guessed it, I am having a blast doggin' him out too.
I confess. I just love dogging the top dog. It's in me and it's gotta come out. It's what I do. Captain America at your service.
Time to come clean.
This is how I really feel.
Bill Clinton, I can't stand your wife. If she was my wife, I'd blow my goo on a blue dress too. You are no better or no worse than the average American male and I see no reason to exhault you. If you woulda come out like a regular guy, we could have at least had a meeting of the mind. But you were a hot-shot, limo-ass politicin that was s'posed to be some kinda righteous mo' fo' that turned out to not much more than a bull****, arkie-ass hillbilly in a suit. (Not much different than some of my other friends from Little Rock, Van Buren, Ft. Smith, but I digress. :3oops
But you know, my portfolio LOVED you. The idea of a national surplus, rather than a defecit got my pecker stickin' up. I don't care who really should get the credit for that so all you partisan whackos just keep it to yourself. The fact is, win or lose, the president gets the blame or the credit. The buck stops there. During Clinton, I was reaping 16-20% returns.
Liberty and freedom was making headway too.
Then came the witchhunt that backed Horndog Bill into a corner that made his personal lie result is a public criminal lie. Clinton, in his budget cuts, pissed a lotta GOP fatcat politicians off and cost them a LOT of money. He HAD to go. We all know what happened after that. That is when my eyes started to open. Ashamed, I realized that maybe I wasn't as conservative as I was pretending to be.
I heard on the news that somebody put up a billboard with President Bush on it that read, "Miss me yet?"
To sum it up. No. I do not miss you Mr. Bush. Only by the grace of God you aren't in solitary confinement, but I digress.
But Bill, I do miss you. My wallet misses you. I'm sorry for riding you like I did. Don't it always seem to go? That you don't know what you've got till it's gone.
But Bill, your wife is still a ****.
I have been avoiding this thread. But I must come clean.
The reason I have stayed away is this. You newbies have no clue what I am about to talk about but you old heads do.
When Clinton was prez, I just got my FIRST computer. Dail up, no less. :roll:
Anyways, I spent my free time bashing that horny bastard. I cussed him up one side and down the other. There are a handful of pepole here that know my words are very true. (Really. Some posters here I have known for over 10 years. <you guys know who you are>)
Moving right along.
Then Bush came along and guess what? I spent all my free time online, bashing him up one side and down the other.
Now we got Obama. So, naturally, you guessed it, I am having a blast doggin' him out too.
I confess. I just love dogging the top dog. It's in me and it's gotta come out. It's what I do. Captain America at your service.
Time to come clean.
This is how I really feel.
Bill Clinton, I can't stand your wife. If she was my wife, I'd blow my goo on a blue dress too. You are no better or no worse than the average American male and I see no reason to exhault you. If you woulda come out like a regular guy, we could have at least had a meeting of the mind. But you were a hot-shot, limo-ass politicin that was s'posed to be some kinda righteous mo' fo' that turned out to not much more than a bull****, arkie-ass hillbilly in a suit. (Not much different than some of my other friends from Little Rock, Van Buren, Ft. Smith, but I digress. :3oops
But you know, my portfolio LOVED you. The idea of a national surplus, rather than a defecit got my pecker stickin' up. I don't care who really should get the credit for that so all you partisan whackos just keep it to yourself. The fact is, win or lose, the president gets the blame or the credit. The buck stops there. During Clinton, I was reaping 16-20% returns.
Liberty and freedom was making headway too.
Then came the witchhunt that backed Horndog Bill into a corner that made his personal lie result is a public criminal lie. Clinton, in his budget cuts, pissed a lotta GOP fatcat politicians off and cost them a LOT of money. He HAD to go. We all know what happened after that. That is when my eyes started to open. Ashamed, I realized that maybe I wasn't as conservative as I was pretending to be.
I heard on the news that somebody put up a billboard with President Bush on it that read, "Miss me yet?"
To sum it up. No. I do not miss you Mr. Bush. Only by the grace of God you aren't in solitary confinement, but I digress.
But Bill, I do miss you. My wallet misses you. I'm sorry for riding you like I did. Don't it always seem to go? That you don't know what you've got till it's gone.
But Bill, your wife is still a ****.
I have been avoiding this thread. But I must come clean.
The reason I have stayed away is this. You newbies have no clue what I am about to talk about but you old heads do.
When Clinton was prez, I just got my FIRST computer. Dail up, no less. :roll:
Anyways, I spent my free time bashing that horny bastard. I cussed him up one side and down the other. There are a handful of pepole here that know my words are very true. (Really. Some posters here I have known for over 10 years. <you guys know who you are>)
Moving right along.
Then Bush came along and guess what? I spent all my free time online, bashing him up one side and down the other.
Now we got Obama. So, naturally, you guessed it, I am having a blast doggin' him out too.
I confess. I just love dogging the top dog. It's in me and it's gotta come out. It's what I do. Captain America at your service.
Time to come clean.
This is how I really feel.
Bill Clinton, I can't stand your wife. If she was my wife, I'd blow my goo on a blue dress too. You are no better or no worse than the average American male and I see no reason to exhault you. If you woulda come out like a regular guy, we could have at least had a meeting of the mind. But you were a hot-shot, limo-ass politicin that was s'posed to be some kinda righteous mo' fo' that turned out to not much more than a bull****, arkie-ass hillbilly in a suit. (Not much different than some of my other friends from Little Rock, Van Buren, Ft. Smith, but I digress. :3oops
But you know, my portfolio LOVED you. The idea of a national surplus, rather than a defecit got my pecker stickin' up. I don't care who really should get the credit for that so all you partisan whackos just keep it to yourself. The fact is, win or lose, the president gets the blame or the credit. The buck stops there. During Clinton, I was reaping 16-20% returns.
Liberty and freedom was making headway too.
Then came the witchhunt that backed Horndog Bill into a corner that made his personal lie result is a public criminal lie. Clinton, in his budget cuts, pissed a lotta GOP fatcat politicians off and cost them a LOT of money. He HAD to go. We all know what happened after that. That is when my eyes started to open. Ashamed, I realized that maybe I wasn't as conservative as I was pretending to be.
I heard on the news that somebody put up a billboard with President Bush on it that read, "Miss me yet?"
To sum it up. No. I do not miss you Mr. Bush. Only by the grace of God you aren't in solitary confinement, but I digress.
But Bill, I do miss you. My wallet misses you. I'm sorry for riding you like I did. Don't it always seem to go? That you don't know what you've got till it's gone.
But Bill, your wife is still a ****.
