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Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

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Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony -- Newsday.com


Groundhog bites Bloomberg at ceremony

Mayor Michael Bloomberg paid a visit to an apparently-disgruntled constituent nicknamed 'Staten Island Chuck' on Groundhog's Day -- and got bit for his trouble.

Staten Island's famous groundhog, Charles G. Hogg, inexplicably bit Mayor Bloomberg during his annual holiday ceremony on Monday, drawing blood from the billionaire.




I Just hope the Ground hog has rabies.....



This "chuck" deserves a medal. :lol:
 
Groundhog is reported to have later said "He needed salt".
 
Probably diarhea too.
 
well, that's actually just some bull**** groundhog, because the groundhog lives in Punxsutawney, PA.

Does Staten Island suck SO MUCH that it has to rip off nowhere PA?

To be a little more honest they could have Guido the Garbage Worm, if he pokes his oily head out of a landfill it means six more months of Staten Island smelling like urine.
 
well, that's actually just some bull**** groundhog, because the groundhog lives in Punxsutawney, PA.

Does Staten Island suck SO MUCH that it has to rip off nowhere PA?

To be a little more honest they could have Guido the Garbage Worm, if he pokes his oily head out of a landfill it means six more months of Staten Island smelling like urine.


I got a new haircut, all my bros got the same new haircut and if the ladies don't like my new hair cut then they're skanks..... skanks..... SKANKS...
 
I spent a "night on the town" in Staten Island once, in my misspent youth.

It was the worst night of my entire life.

Sometimes while in the throws of passion my partner will pull out and scream "dear god, I knew something was wrong...you've spent more then an hour in Staten Island!" and flee my home. People can just tell somehow.

It's a burden I have to carry for the rest of my life.
 
I spent a "night on the town" in Staten Island once, in my misspent youth.

It was the worst night of my entire life.

Sometimes while in the throws of passion my partner will pull out and scream "dear god, I knew something was wrong...you've spent more then an hour in Staten Island!" and flee my home. People can just tell somehow.

It's a burden I have to carry for the rest of my life.

This is one of those awkward TMI moments. Good lord, we needed to know this? At least make it funny. :roll:
 
In related news, Mayor Bloomberg has announced a new Parks Department initiative to eradicate all groundhogs from the Tri-State Area.
 
well, that's actually just some bull**** groundhog, because the groundhog lives in Punxsutawney, PA.

Does Staten Island suck SO MUCH that it has to rip off nowhere PA?

To be a little more honest they could have Guido the Garbage Worm, if he pokes his oily head out of a landfill it means six more months of Staten Island smelling like urine.

Come on now, thanks to Bill Murray everyone knows about Punxsutawney.

that and Ned Ryerson

Bing!
 
Come on now, thanks to Bill Murray everyone knows about Punxsutawney.

that and Ned Ryerson

Bing!

Do you know the actual name of the hill?

"Gobbler's Knob"

hi-****in-larious.
 
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