One giant leap for China, many great jokes.
China's moon rover
Jade Rabbit died. Fear not however cause it wuz brought safely back to earth and sold to a junkyard owner in Arkansas at cost.
A Chinese guy with spirit and daring got away with this tweet to the controlled Sina Wiebo. He said he compared photos of the Apollo landing in 1969 and the CCP moon rocket probe Jade Rabbit that's been scaring martians since 2013....
"During the Apollo landing, the moon’s surface was in good order, the roads are good quality, and the tire tracks are clear and distinct. The moon around the Jade Rabbit is messy and chaotic, with rubble everywhere, and the road is covered with million-year-old dust that hasn’t been tidied up."
In CCP run China that is a daring stroke of humor and sarcasm that survived the obviously moonstruck censors.
Chinese Junk circa 2013
The Chang'e-3 moon lander, taken by the camera on the 'Yutu' (Jade Rabbit) moon rover in the area known as Sinus Iridum (Bay of Rainbows).
The Jade Rabbit rover is named after the pet of mythical moon goddess Chang’e which is the name of the rocket that delivered rover, er, Jade Rabbit to the moon. Trouble is Jade Rabbit has had more breakdowns than Charlie Sheen.
The official Xinhua news agency, which broke the news of the Jade Rabbit's troubles, published a "first-person account" from the rover that appeared geared towards softening the blow.
"The bad news is, I was supposed to go to sleep this morning, but before I went to sleep, my masters found some mechanical control abnormalities. Some parts of my body won't listen to their commands.
"But if this trip is to end prematurely, I'm not afraid. The sun here has fallen, and the temperature is dropping fast. I'm actually not that sad. I'm just in my own adventure story, and like any protagonist, I encountered a bit of a problem.
Goodnight, Earth. Goodnight, humans."
'Goodnight, humans': China moon rover Jade Rabbit in trouble
Good grief.