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Airline officials deny 'passed gas' caused plane evacuation

danarhea

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RALEIGH, N.C.-A person who “passed gas” on an American Airlines plane on Sunday afternoon forced all passengers off the jet, officials said.

The incident happened when passengers on the flight became ill with nausea and headaches, according to a spokesperson with Raleigh-Durham International Airport.
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I swear, I didn't do it. It was the dog.

Airline officials deny 'passed gas' caused plane evacuation | khou.com
 
It was the cole slaw. I sincerely apologize.
 
Rexedgar said:
One of my episodes on an aircraft in flight was to sneak one out and the passenger two aisles in front of me was clutching/adjusting his air nozzle and sending me dirty looks.
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Had only been in Germany a month or so. Whatever it was my stomach was not right for the longest time.
Anywho, we were on exercise and had a chance to go to a local German Fest
Huge tent with thousands of people, great food and beer

I was at one table with my fellow soldiers, very close to a tent flap that was opened to create a draft.

That draft went under our table and rose 2 tables away where benefitting from this by then an upward cooler breeze.

As mentioned I had really bad gas, had it since I arrived in Germany. So drinking large quantities of beer was an activator.

I would slide my butt back and off the bench a tad, let it flow, and they flowed frequently. As mentioned that breeze would pop up 2 tables downwind from us.

After the first one of many, I saw the look of disgust that was on those people’s faces. Needless to say I pointed at my fellow soldier who was sitting next to me.

All night he could not understand that every time he passed their table he received looks of total disgust.
It was only after we left that I told him
 
I was on the fartiest plane in the universe several weeks ago. Longest transcontinental trip of my life. Did you recently take a trip, Danarhea?
 
An airplane fuselage is too large. This really needs to be done in a crowded, express elevator. I once had the esteemed privilege of transporting a prisoner who weighed 780 pounds on a very small prisoner transfer elevator. First, he stunk anyway, and secondly, I don't know what that sumbitch had been eating, but it had been dead for far, far too long.
 
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