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NASA clarifies: We don’t have child sex slaves on Mars

I cant believe NASA even responded to such a ridiculous story. When they go on the record like that it merely encourages more fake news.

I actually took NASA's denial as a very good natured joke, like the White House's response to a petition to build a Death Star:

Shawcross explained that at $850 quadrillion, the cost was simply too high in a time of tight budgets. Moreover "the administration does not support blowing up planets." And anyway, "Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?"

Any anyway, unlike Pizzagate, people are unlikely to show up on Mars with a semiautomatic rifle to free the children.
 
Wait, I've figured this out. Once the truth was known about Pizzagate, Hillary Clinton used Obama's time machine technology to send the kids to Mars. It is now available for Bill to use so he can go back in time to have sex with minors on Mars.
 
Totally believable. We all know Infowars, Breitbart, and Fox are the new standards in Trump-approved journalism.
 
I actually did a ton of research on the secret USAF Orion Project on my upcoming book. :mrgreen:

The old NERVA test stands are still out there in Jackass Flats. Some good views of the whole area on Google Earth.
 
The old NERVA test stands are still out there in Jackass Flats. Some good views of the whole area on Google Earth.

I once did a tour of the nuclear test site out of Vegas around five years of so ago.

You need to be a citizen and have a background check done before you are allow to do the day long free tour.

Sign up for tours at the Vegas National Atomic Testing Museum.

Next the NERVA nuclear rocket was not a push plate design.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA
 
Without the First Amendment, we wouldn't have Alex Jones but at some point, it seems, this man will reach the point of shouting FIRE!! in a crowded location. We've already seen the clown with a gun bursting into a restaurant because he 'knew' there were child sex slaves in the basement. His delusion courtesy of Alex Jones' Pizzagate tales. Now we have a government agency seeing it a necessity to deny that there are "child sex slaves" on Mars

I'd like to see a cross section comparison of those who actually believe this but also believe we faked the moon landing at the same time.
 
"Jones spoke with Robert David Steele, who said the kidnapped children arrived on Mars after a 20-year journey through space."




I'm just going by what the claim says.

They WERE child sex slaves. Now they are adult sex slaves.


What is it with conspiracy assholes in that they seem to conjure up Child Sex Slaves all the time? Me thinks that they protest too much and are outing their inner desires.
 
Or you can get there in a little over 30 days if you use atomic rockets and synodic transfer orbits.

Or you can get there almost instantly if you have Dr. Strange's sling ring.
 
I'd like to see a cross section comparison of those who actually believe this but also believe we faked the moon landing at the same time.

We need to teach the concept of Occam's razor and the other elements of rational thinking to our school children.
 
I once did a tour of the nuclear test site out of Vegas around five years of so ago.

You need to be a citizen and have a background check done before you are allow to do the day long free tour.

Sign up for tours at the Vegas National Atomic Testing Museum.

Next the NERVA nuclear rocket was not a push plate design.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NERVA

My brother did that, I'd love to do it, it sells out too fast...
 
Without the First Amendment, we wouldn't have Alex Jones but at some point, it seems, this man will reach the point of shouting FIRE!! in a crowded location. We've already seen the clown with a gun bursting into a restaurant because he 'knew' there were child sex slaves in the basement. His delusion courtesy of Alex Jones' Pizzagate tales. Now we have a government agency seeing it a necessity to deny that there are "child sex slaves" on Mars
IF NASA is telling us the truth that they are not housing child sex slaves on mars, it begs the question "where are they keeping them?" Inquiring minds want to know

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Then she most definitely didn't get a degree at UofA.

She did, with straight A's by the way. She worked on the Hubble telescope while she was there.
 
She did, with straight A's by the way. She worked on the Hubble telescope while she was there.

There are always exceptions to the rule I suppose. :wink:
 
The old NERVA test stands are still out there in Jackass Flats. Some good views of the whole area on Google Earth.

I believe NERVA is the best way to get to and colonize Mars- its way better than the chemical rockets we use now. The problem is the political ****.

But while NERVA is cool, Orion would have been total badass if they did it.
 
So that's the problem. The slave children didn't come from earth. Maybe Centauri?

That's probably it then. Other planets and civilizations are getting in there with all their sex slaves before us. Right in our galactic backyard. We need Congress to investigate why we are falling behind and don't have a big sex-slave colony on Mars already!
 
Wow.

That managed to be about ten times dumber than your average conspiracy theory.
 
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