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Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee

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In March, Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions" and the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.
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Yes, they played around with this bill enough to get it into committee, but it's going to take a lot of stroking to get it up to the next level and, actually able to enter the legislative chamber for consideration. Men are breathing very hard as they keep abreast of this situation, but are they willing to stand up and keep this bill from becoming law? This topic is getting harder by the day, but if it should become law after debate has been consummated, I will surely stand erect and cry out "From my cold, dead hands, mother****ers".

Thank you, and **** you. :mrgreen:

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee - Houston Chronicle
 
danarhea said:
Yes, they played around with this bill enough to get it into committee, but it's going to take a lot of stroking to get it up to the next level and, actually able to enter the legislative chamber for consideration. Men are breathing very hard as they keep abreast of this situation, but are they willing to stand up and keep this bill from coming into being? This topic is getting harder by the day, but if it should become law after debate has been consummated, I will surely stand erect and cry out "From my cold, dead hands, mother****ers".

Thank you, and **** you. :mrgreen:

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee - Houston Chronicle
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With your anticipated permission I made one slight correction to your post. Hope you do not mind...
 
prometeus said:
With your anticipated permission I made one slight correction to your post. Hope you do not mind...
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That would depend on which being it's coming into. After all, I DO have standards. LOL.
 
danarhea said:
Yes, they played around with this bill enough to get it into committee, but it's going to take a lot of stroking to get it up to the next level and, actually able to enter the legislative chamber for consideration. Men are breathing very hard as they keep abreast of this situation, but are they willing to stand up and keep this bill from becoming law? This topic is getting harder by the day, but if it should become law after debate has been consummated, I will surely stand erect and cry out "From my cold, dead hands, mother****ers".

Thank you, and **** you. :mrgreen:

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee - Houston Chronicle
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Just build a reservoir into this little device, and men will be ready.

Finally, a good digital masturbator http://bit.ly/2oDPjXJ

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danarhea said:
Yes, they played around with this bill enough to get it into committee, but it's going to take a lot of stroking to get it up to the next level and, actually able to enter the legislative chamber for consideration. Men are breathing very hard as they keep abreast of this situation, but are they willing to stand up and keep this bill from becoming law? This topic is getting harder by the day, but if it should become law after debate has been consummated, I will surely stand erect and cry out "From my cold, dead hands, mother****ers".

Thank you, and **** you.
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 :mrgreen:

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee - Houston Chronicle
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If you would just add:very much you'd have a perfect comment.

:lol:
 
danarhea said:
Yes, they played around with this bill enough to get it into committee, but it's going to take a lot of stroking to get it up to the next level and, actually able to enter the legislative chamber for consideration. Men are breathing very hard as they keep abreast of this situation, but are they willing to stand up and keep this bill from becoming law? This topic is getting harder by the day, but if it should become law after debate has been consummated, I will surely stand erect and cry out "From my cold, dead hands, mother****ers".

Thank you, and **** you. :mrgreen:

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee - Houston Chronicle
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In March 2017, Farrar proposed a satirical bill to fine men for masturbation and require consultations and medically-unnecessary examinations before vasectomies, colonoscopies, and Viagra tablets. The bill is a response to what Farrar calls "the obstacles that Texas women face every day, that were placed there by legislatures making it very difficult for them to access health care."[5] [6] Farrar said that masturbation could be deemed "an act against an unborn child" and a "failure to preserve the sanctity of life." [7]
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Wikipedia
 
danarhea said:
Yes, they played around with this bill enough to get it into committee, but it's going to take a lot of stroking to get it up to the next level and, actually able to enter the legislative chamber for consideration. Men are breathing very hard as they keep abreast of this situation, but are they willing to stand up and keep this bill from becoming law? This topic is getting harder by the day, but if it should become law after debate has been consummated, I will surely stand erect and cry out "From my cold, dead hands, mother****ers".

Thank you, and **** you. :mrgreen:

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee - Houston Chronicle
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This can't be true. You are jerking us around.

Risky definition No. 9 - Texosexual


tex·o·sex·ual
/ ˌtexōˈsekSH(o͞o)əl/

noun

a male who showers and gets dressed while wearing gloves and a blindfold so as not to be tempted toward self-abuse; must also be kept away from small farm animals; would rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing; is a resident of Texas.


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danarhea said:
Yes, they played around with this bill enough to get it into committee, but it's going to take a lot of stroking to get it up to the next level and, actually able to enter the legislative chamber for consideration. Men are breathing very hard as they keep abreast of this situation, but are they willing to stand up and keep this bill from becoming law? This topic is getting harder by the day, but if it should become law after debate has been consummated, I will surely stand erect and cry out "From my cold, dead hands, mother****ers".

Thank you, and **** you. :mrgreen:

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee - Houston Chronicle
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From the title I can only assume that once the bill was in the hands of the Affairs Committee it was then constantly jerked around until the whole situation became a mess.
 
danarhea said:
Yes, they played around with this bill enough to get it into committee, but it's going to take a lot of stroking to get it up to the next level and, actually able to enter the legislative chamber for consideration. Men are breathing very hard as they keep abreast of this situation, but are they willing to stand up and keep this bill from becoming law? This topic is getting harder by the day, but if it should become law after debate has been consummated, I will surely stand erect and cry out "From my cold, dead hands, mother****ers".

Thank you, and **** you. :mrgreen:

Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee - Houston Chronicle
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You realize its:
A democrat pushed bill
To protest anti-abortion GOP views
Is DOA.
 
Renae said:
You realize its:
A democrat pushed bill
To protest anti-abortion GOP views
Is DOA.
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^
No sense of humor whatsoever. Hyperpartisanship takes the fun out of life. LOL.
 
I wonder how much Farrar's attempt at comedy is costing the Texas tax payers...
 
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