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[h=1]Idiot With Fireworks Starts Columbia River Gorge Fire That Strands 150 Hikers and Threatens Town of Cascade Locks[/h][FONT="]The fire has consumed 3,000 acres of Portland's playground[/FONT]
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An idiot setting off fireworks near Punchbowl Falls is the likely cause of a wildfire in the Columbia River Gorge that has consumed 3,000 acres, stranded 153 hikers overnight on a trail, and has the town of Cascade Locks preparing to evacuate over Labor Day weekend.
Tell it like it is. More headlines we need to see:
Complete moron causes accident while texting.
Potential Darwin Award member goes swimming at the top of a waterfall.
Totally worthless human steals old lady's wallet.
etc.