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God is Probably Muslim

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Think of it this way. What is the most valuable resource on earth today?

Oil. Right?

Who has the most oil?

Muslims. Right?

Ergo god is Muslim. :)


Then again, the most likely world leader in years to come is China. What is China? Atheist, for the most part.

Irreligion in China - Wikipedia
According to a 2012 Gallup poll, 47% of Chinese people were convinced atheists, and a further 30% were not religious. In comparison, only 14% considered themselves to be religious.
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Maybe God is an atheist.
 
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God is a nihilist.
 
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If there was indeed some kind of "intelligent creator" that started everything we currently address as "The Universe", my honest guess would be that the "creator" has either:

1) been dead for hundreds of millions of years

or

2) has long since forgotten to even remotely care what's happening in this Universe
 
Dragonfly said:
If there was indeed some kind of "intelligent creator" that started everything we currently address as "The Universe", my honest guess would be that the "creator" has either:

1) been dead for hundreds of millions of years

or

2) has long since forgotten to even remotely care what's happening in this Universe
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He certainly does not intend to allow the meek to inherit the earth. :)
 
Seems to be desperate for some attention this morning? :confused::confused::confused: :lamo
 
calamity said:
He certainly does not intend to allow the meek to inherit the earth. :)
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If such is the case I will be happy to conquer the known universe and become your new god and demand sacrifice and tribute. You shall henceforth sacrifice in tribute to me your new god peach pies and all their variations. At least for this week. Next week I am thinking more along the savory aspects of chicken pies. Hmmm chicken. Mmm.

:allhail
 
God's a schizophrenic single woman, looking to get back on the dating scene.
 
Dragonfly said:
If there was indeed some kind of "intelligent creator" that started everything we currently address as "The Universe", my honest guess would be that the "creator" has either:

1) been dead for hundreds of millions of years

or

2) has long since forgotten to even remotely care what's happening in this Universe
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If you are going to go there , it also could be 'had a goal other than human life'. The universe is much better at producing black holes, so maybe the purpose of the universe it to produce black holes.
 
calamity said:
Think of it this way. What is the most valuable resource on earth today?

Oil. Right?

Who has the most oil?

Muslims. Right?

Ergo god is Muslim. :)


Then again, the most likely world leader in years to come is China. What is China? Atheist, for the most part.

Irreligion in China - Wikipedia


Maybe God is an atheist.
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0/10 as a troll post imo

Islam, Judaism, Christianity are all Abrahamic religions which effectively means they all worship the same God.
 
calamity said:
Think of it this way. What is the most valuable resource on earth today?

Oil. Right?

Who has the most oil?

Muslims. Right?

Ergo god is Muslim. :)


Then again, the most likely world leader in years to come is China. What is China? Atheist, for the most part.

Irreligion in China - Wikipedia


Maybe God is an atheist.
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Oh Calamity, you open a whole can of worms with this one lol

I get my popcorn
 
Nap said:
0/10 as a troll post imo

Islam, Judaism, Christianity are all Abrahamic religions which effectively means they all worship the same God.
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Ah, but only one believes in the highly improbably son. Maybe God gave Muslims all the oil to say, "Psst, you guys have it right."
 
Nap said:
0/10 as a troll post imo

Islam, Judaism, Christianity are all Abrahamic religions which effectively means they all worship the same God.
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Of course, both Islam and Judaism hold that God will not become a man, and most of Christianity say Jesus is god/son of God , which contradicts the Jewish and Muslim premise.
 
RAMOSS said:
Of course, both Islam and Judaism hold that God will not become a man, and most of Christianity say Jesus is god/son of God , which contradicts the Jewish and Muslim premise.
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That doesn't change the fact they all believe in the same God. It just means they have a different interpretation of his will/actions.
 
Nap said:
That doesn't change the fact they all believe in the same God. It just means they have a different interpretation of his will/actions.
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How can it be the same god if the actions are that radically different. :confused:
 
Nap said:
That doesn't change the fact they all believe in the same God. It just means they have a different interpretation of his will/actions.
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Nope.... not the same god at all.
 
Nap said:
0/10 as a troll post imo

Islam, Judaism, Christianity are all Abrahamic religions which effectively means they all worship the same God.
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Then why did this god allow the Crusades to take place?
 
calamity said:
Maybe God is an atheist.
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She said she doesn't believe in you. Spoke to her first thing this morning. You weren't the focus of the conversation, just a chuckle in passing.

Bobbleheads rule.
 
calamity said:
How can it be the same god if the actions are that radically different. :confused:
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Different people interpret his actions/will differently causing different sects all the time. It just so happens that these splits occurred so long ago and that they have split into altogether different religions. If you trace back the roots of all 3 religions it all goes back to the God of Abraham, hence the classification of Abrahamic religions that Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all fall into.
 
zyzygy said:
Then why did this god allow the Crusades to take place?
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Why does God allow children to get cancer, people to kill their children in the womb, the nazi's, etc? No idea
 
Nap said:
Why does God allow children to get cancer, people to kill their children in the womb, the nazi's, etc? No idea
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I have an idea. All gods are inventions of mankind.
 
Since Venezuela has the most oil, it must mean god is a socialist Catholic.
 
calamity said:
Seems to be implied in the Bible. At the very least, he annihilated his only begotten son. :lol:
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And entire civilizations, along with entire species of animals.



Huh.


We really ARE made in his image...go figure.
 
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