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The Trinity of Absurd

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How do we know something is bull****? Easy. The assertion is absurd.

Three Christian absurdities:

1. Adam and Eve's Garden of Eden
2. Noah and the Flood
3. Virgin birth of Jesus Christ

Clearly all three of these are bull****.

1. Adam was not created whole from dust. Eve certainly did not derive from his rib. Man doesn't now suffer in childbirth, find himself forced to toil or experience death only because Eve ate an apple. Believing otherwise is stupid. Hence, the myth is total bull****.

2. There is no evidence of a global flood during man's time on earth. There is no way that a single pair of all the creatures on earth could be place on a boat. Besides, the genetic markers found in DNA prove, without doubt, that this myth is total bull****.

3. Virgins are not impregnated by gods to then deliver their babies. Thinking they do is absurd. Clearly the Christ myth is total bull****.


Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus applies. Hence, like all other silly myths, Christain/Judeo/Muslim myths are bull****.
 
calamity said:
How do we know something is bull****? Easy. The assertion is absurd.

Three Christian absurdities:

1. Adam and Eve's Garden of Eden
2. Noah and the Flood
3. Virgin birth of Jesus Christ

Clearly all three of these are bull****.

1. Adam was not created whole from dust. Eve certainly did not derive from his rib. Man doesn't now suffer in childbirth, find himself forced to toil or experience death only because Eve ate an apple. Believing otherwise is stupid. Hence, the myth is total bull****.

2. There is no evidence of a global flood during man's time on earth. There is no way that a single pair of all the creatures on earth could be place on a boat. Besides, the genetic markers found in DNA prove, without doubt, that this myth is total bull****.

3. Virgins are not impregnated by gods to then deliver their babies. Thinking they do is absurd. Clearly the Christ myth is total bull****.


Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus applies. Hence, like all other silly myths, Christain/Judeo/Muslim myths are bull****.
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You make a good case.

I'll pray that you gain a better understanding.
 
calamity said:
How do we know something is bull****? Easy. The assertion is absurd.

Three Christian absurdities:

1. Adam and Eve's Garden of Eden
2. Noah and the Flood
3. Virgin birth of Jesus Christ

Clearly all three of these are bull****.

1. Adam was not created whole from dust. Eve certainly did not derive from his rib. Man doesn't now suffer in childbirth, find himself forced to toil or experience death only because Eve ate an apple. Believing otherwise is stupid. Hence, the myth is total bull****.

2. There is no evidence of a global flood during man's time on earth. There is no way that a single pair of all the creatures on earth could be place on a boat. Besides, the genetic markers found in DNA prove, without doubt, that this myth is total bull****.

3. Virgins are not impregnated by gods to then deliver their babies. Thinking they do is absurd. Clearly the Christ myth is total bull****.


Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus applies. Hence, like all other silly myths, Christain/Judeo/Muslim myths are bull****.
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There you go, brother, get it off your chest... :lol: Hope you feel better now, and are able to have a great day as a result.
 
code1211 said:
You make a good case.

I'll pray that you gain a better understanding.
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I like using my reasoning brain to weed out absurdities. There are those things that are likely to have happened or might be likely to have happened or, even, things that are possible to have happened. It is valuable to differentiate those things from the things that are impossible to have happened.

Kind of like praying doing anyone but the person praying any ****ing good: marginally, perhaps, by providing peace of mind; betting on the impossible is absurd. If a lion is hot on your tail, it may provide marginal benefit to pray, but if you don't run your ass off to find the nearest tree to climb, you're ****ed--prayers asked or not.

Meh...to each his own.
 
OlNate said:
There you go, brother, get it off your chest... :lol: Hope you feel better now, and are able to have a great day as a result.
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It was on my mind. And, now it's in cyberspace. So, yes. I do feel better now. :)
 
I always feel better after a good, hearty laugh...:lol:
 
OlNate said:
Be honest, you feel good after you fart too... ;) :lol:
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Ladies don't fart, we pass gas...:3oops:...I was never allowed to say that word growing up...it was "pass gas" in our house...to this day my Dad will not say it...it's a dirty word...:2razz:
 
calamity said:
How do we know something is bull****? Easy. The assertion is absurd.

Three Christian absurdities:

1. Adam and Eve's Garden of Eden
2. Noah and the Flood
3. Virgin birth of Jesus Christ

Clearly all three of these are bull****.

1. Adam was not created whole from dust. Eve certainly did not derive from his rib. Man doesn't now suffer in childbirth, find himself forced to toil or experience death only because Eve ate an apple. Believing otherwise is stupid. Hence, the myth is total bull****.

2. There is no evidence of a global flood during man's time on earth. There is no way that a single pair of all the creatures on earth could be place on a boat. Besides, the genetic markers found in DNA prove, without doubt, that this myth is total bull****.

3. Virgins are not impregnated by gods to then deliver their babies. Thinking they do is absurd. Clearly the Christ myth is total bull****.


Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus applies. Hence, like all other silly myths, Christain/Judeo/Muslim myths are bull****.
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I can't tell whether this is an appeal to reason, or an appeal to emotion.


OM
 
Elvira said:
Ladies don't fart, we pass gas...:3oops:...I was never allowed to say that word growing up...it was "pass gas" in our house...to this day my Dad will not say it...it's a dirty word...:2razz:
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Bahaha...not sure how I knew, but I knew...so of course was just teasing. Anyway, we both know a far doesn't come close to a good dump, amirite? lol

You can tell me to bugger off however best you're allowed to... ;) :lol:
 
Omega Man said:
I can't tell whether this is an appeal to reason, or an appeal to emotion.


OM
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Just pointing out facts. Of course, some people may argue that gods really did create the first man from dust, a really big boat could house a mating pair of every creature on earth and virgins are always ****ed by gods. But, seriously. Who really believes that ****?
 
calamity said:
Just pointing out facts. Of course, some people may argue that gods really did create the first man from dust, a really big boat could house a mating pair of every creature on earth and virgins are always ****ed by gods. But, seriously. Who really believes that ****?
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You might as well beat your head against a brick wall...

The vast majority of Theist had the concept of god/afterlife drilled into their heads at a formative age, and the ideas were reinforced by friends, family and various "authority figures".

Such a world view is now "hard coded" into their brains.

There is no amount of logic, reasoning and science that can change it.
 
OlNate said:
Bahaha...not sure how I knew, but I knew...so of course was just teasing. Anyway, we both know a far doesn't come close to a good dump, amirite? lol

You can tell me to bugger off however best you're allowed to... ;) :lol:
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Crude and rude way to put it but yeah...:shock::2razz:
 
calamity said:
How do we know something is bull****? Easy. The assertion is absurd.

Three Christian absurdities:

1. Adam and Eve's Garden of Eden
2. Noah and the Flood
3. Virgin birth of Jesus Christ

Clearly all three of these are bull****.

1. Adam was not created whole from dust. Eve certainly did not derive from his rib. Man doesn't now suffer in childbirth, find himself forced to toil or experience death only because Eve ate an apple. Believing otherwise is stupid. Hence, the myth is total bull****.

2. There is no evidence of a global flood during man's time on earth. There is no way that a single pair of all the creatures on earth could be place on a boat. Besides, the genetic markers found in DNA prove, without doubt, that this myth is total bull****.

3. Virgins are not impregnated by gods to then deliver their babies. Thinking they do is absurd. Clearly the Christ myth is total bull****.


Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus applies. Hence, like all other silly myths, Christain/Judeo/Muslim myths are bull****.
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Can you do Harry Potter next?
 
Elvira said:
Crude and rude way to put it but yeah...:shock::2razz:
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Perhaps for another debate, but never forget, Christ chose fisherman and prostitutes for leading spots in his entourage. His first recorded miracle was giving an already hammered group of people more booze to drink, destroying water in the process. He regularly told the Pharisees to bugger off. He tossed the temple in a rage. I bet he farted and pooped too...and I doubt he would have lasted long if crudity caused him issues. :)

Actually, maybe I'll start a thread on this very thing... Seems interesting and a little different than the usual "does he exist / doesn't he exist" or the "my version is right / your version is wrong" fare we get in here.
 
OlNate said:
Perhaps for another debate, but never forget, Christ chose fisherman and prostitutes for leading spots in his entourage. His first recorded miracle was giving an already hammered group of people more booze to drink, destroying water in the process. He regularly told the Pharisees to bugger off. He tossed the temple in a rage. I bet he farted and pooped too...and I doubt he would have lasted long if crudity caused him issues. :)

Actually, maybe I'll start a thread on this very thing... Seems interesting and a little different than the usual "does he exist / doesn't he exist" or the "my version is right / your version is wrong" fare we get in here.
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Go for it...:lamo
 
Elvira said:
Ladies don't fart, we pass gas...:3oops:...I was never allowed to say that word growing up...it was "pass gas" in our house...to this day my Dad will not say it...it's a dirty word...:2razz:
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Even the Ancient Japanese recognized the importance of farting.

fart_battle_scroll_3.jpg

 
Elvira said:
Go for it...:lamo
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I will...look for it in the theology section. This will be a tough enough one for folks of like minds to discuss...let alone our atheist friends. ;)
 
calamity said:
I like using my reasoning brain to weed out absurdities. There are those things that are likely to have happened or might be likely to have happened or, even, things that are possible to have happened. It is valuable to differentiate those things from the things that are impossible to have happened.

Kind of like praying doing anyone but the person praying any ****ing good: marginally, perhaps, by providing peace of mind; betting on the impossible is absurd. If a lion is hot on your tail, it may provide marginal benefit to pray, but if you don't run your ass off to find the nearest tree to climb, you're ****ed--prayers asked or not.

Meh...to each his own.
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By jove, I think he's got it. Prayer doesn't change God, it changes me. How long did it take you to figure that out?
 
beancounter said:
Such a world view is now "hard coded" into their brains.

There is no amount of logic, reasoning and science that can change it.
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I managed. It took an unquenchable desire for understanding to do so.


OM
 
code1211 said:
You make a good case.

I'll pray that you gain a better understanding.
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OlNate said:
There you go, brother, get it off your chest... :lol: Hope you feel better now, and are able to have a great day as a result.
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Elvira said:
I always feel better after a good, hearty laugh...:lol:
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Aron Ra has already torn the flood apart a million times over. Check out his videos, if you dare challenge your faith.

Also, it's obviously a collection of details from stories originating from earlier religions and cultures, just saying . . .
 
DH Kirkwood said:
Aron Ra has already torn the flood apart a million times over. Check out his videos, if you dare challenge your faith.

Also, it's obviously a collection of details from stories originating from earlier religions and cultures, just saying . . .
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Never heard of him so I googled...one could call him a proselytizer...:2razz:

Aron Ra is an atheist activist and the host of the Ra-Men Podcast. He formerly served as president of the Atheist Alliance of America and is a regional director of American Atheists.
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Aron Ra - Google Search
 
DH Kirkwood said:
Aron Ra has already torn the flood apart a million times over. Check out his videos, if you dare challenge your faith.

Also, it's obviously a collection of details from stories originating from earlier religions and cultures, just saying . . .
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Yeah, you guys always are, aren't you... hehe :)
 
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