Funniest Movie Quotes to Pull Out in Real Life

So as the title suggests...your favorites to reference in real life. On of my favorites as an example...is when I do something stupid. Especially clumsy stupid (because I’m a big guy):



Or “MERRY NEW YEAR!!! Hahaha!”

blackjack50 said:

So as the title suggests...your favorites to reference in real life. On of my favorites as an example...is when I do something stupid. Especially clumsy stupid (because I’m a big guy):



Or “MERRY NEW YEAR!!! Hahaha!”

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Lighten up , Francis!

I can't find the clip as I'm at work..but you have to be familiar with the scene to find it funny.

Kingpin is a parody of the rough and tumble world of professional bowling. In one of the scenes a rich guy challenges the two main characters to a high stakes bowling match at his private bowling lane. The rich guy bowls. When it's Randy Quaids characters turn to bowl the rich guys girlfriend played by Vanessa Angel steps out wearing this very tight dress showing her amazing body and tries to distract Randy Quaid before he bowls.

Randy Quaid is Amish so he's interested in something different than other guys so he leans over to Woody Harrelson and say "I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't more than 6 or 7 children!"

Anyway, that's my go to when someone points out or shares a picture of a foxy lady

"You're killing me smalls"

"Anything for Selenas"

"I've got nipples, can you milk me?"and "It's only a game Focker!"

Came to say "You're killin me smalls" and of course American Woman beat me to it.

Life of Brian:

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, **** off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?

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Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.

The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!

Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!

The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!

Brian: You're all different!

The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!

Man in crowd: I'm not...

The Crowd: Sch!

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I fart in your general direction!

You’re killing smalls is a great. I try not to overuse it. One of my favorites for sure.

The other day I was quoting baseball movies and got a lot out of major league.

Anytime someone over does something? Didja use enough dynamite there, Butch?

Rexedgar said:

Anytime someone over does something? Didja use enough dynamite there, Butch?

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Lol. I always like the dumb and dumber one when people bring up odds...”so you’re saying there’s a chance?”

Then of course...”never tell me the odds!”

And one very few would get...”AZIZ! LIGHT!” Screamed loudly of course. Or from the same movie...”negative. I’m a meat popsicle”

The Butch and Sundance one seemed familiar...

From the movie "Christine".

Darnell offers Arnie a job saying he can clean and put the paper on the spools, sh** like dat.

Arnie says he has to think about it.

Darnell says "Don't think about it too long, I'll throw you out on your fu**in' ass."

I use that one a lot.