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OK, I took the wife to the movie house and we had three selections, Ben Hur, Pete's Dragon, or Sausage Party.
We chose Sausage Party.
This is NOT...NOT for kids, even though animated. It is not even slightly off-color like Family Guy or American Dad. It is waaay out there.
Let me see if I can explain this accurately.
You gather up a 9th grade boy's sports team, have them each write 5 minutes of a movie with no censorship at all. Whatever they write is good to go. Then gather up all their papers, and make a movie based on what they wrote.
Profanity: It was like there was a contest with the writers to see how many dirty words they could cram into each scene.
Sex: Yes, it was just food, but the sexual situations are all over the place. Then there is a 10 minute food orgy scene where all the stops were pulled. Anal beads, BDSM, M/F, F/F, M/M, M/? . One main bad guy is a prepackaged Douche Bag, and a human woman is pulling at her crotch saying she wished she had not forgotten to buy it. Really classy, for sure.
Violence: Average violence for a movie about prepackaged grocery store food.
So, overall....I LOVED IT!
For others....it will be time off your life you will never get back.
Did I say, DO NOT bring the kids?
We chose Sausage Party.
This is NOT...NOT for kids, even though animated. It is not even slightly off-color like Family Guy or American Dad. It is waaay out there.
Let me see if I can explain this accurately.
You gather up a 9th grade boy's sports team, have them each write 5 minutes of a movie with no censorship at all. Whatever they write is good to go. Then gather up all their papers, and make a movie based on what they wrote.
Profanity: It was like there was a contest with the writers to see how many dirty words they could cram into each scene.
Sex: Yes, it was just food, but the sexual situations are all over the place. Then there is a 10 minute food orgy scene where all the stops were pulled. Anal beads, BDSM, M/F, F/F, M/M, M/? . One main bad guy is a prepackaged Douche Bag, and a human woman is pulling at her crotch saying she wished she had not forgotten to buy it. Really classy, for sure.
Violence: Average violence for a movie about prepackaged grocery store food.
So, overall....I LOVED IT!
For others....it will be time off your life you will never get back.
Did I say, DO NOT bring the kids?
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