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Should I stop beating my wife?

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Lately it has been happening three or four times a week and her reaction is starting to annoy me. She keeps locking herself in the bedroom and crying about it, I don't know why though.

One time last week after getting home from a really hard day at work, I spent a couple of hours beating her.

I really should stop playing halo with her if she can't handle me winning.
 
Lately it has been happening three or four times a week and her reaction is starting to annoy me. She keeps locking herself in the bedroom and crying about it, I don't know why though.

One time last week after getting home from a really hard day at work, I spent a couple of hours beating her.

I really should stop playing halo with her if she can't handle me winning.


When I was growing up we were always playing some kind of competitive game. Might be spades or hearts (card games), or badmitton or volleyball or a home-grown version of baseball called Roller-bat, or Trivial Pursuit or Monopoly or whatever..... but it was almost invariable that my Mom and my oldest sister would get into an argument over the rules or whether a ball was in or out or SOMETHING, whenever either of them won. Everyone else was no problem... the other sisters and me were okay with someone else winning, the brother in laws never kicked up a fuss, but my mother and my oldest sister just COULD NOT play any kind of game without getting pissed off about losing.

In retrospect it was kinda hilarious. :mrgreen:
 
Lately it has been happening three or four times a week and her reaction is starting to annoy me. She keeps locking herself in the bedroom and crying about it, I don't know why though.

One time last week after getting home from a really hard day at work, I spent a couple of hours beating her.

I really should stop playing halo with her if she can't handle me winning.


Have you quit beating your wife? Answer yes or no....


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