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Risky Thicket said:
It was part of a very brief dialogue in a porn film?

It was the title of an obscure Shel Silverstein poem?

A lady from my sordid past, or was it sotted past, once threw all my clothes in a nearby risky thicket when my watch broke and I accidentally returned to our apartment at 3 AM instead of 6 PM.

Yeah, that sounds right. I think that was it.

To tell you the truth, I don't honestly know.
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She still doesn't believe the watch was broken, does she.
 
The Mark said:
She still doesn't believe the watch was broken, does she.
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LOL! Somehow I wasn't as convincing in my story to her as I sounded practicing it with slurred speech on the way back to our apartment. For a while there I was thinking I was going to need to see a proctologist to know what time of day it was.

Women are weird like that. It's some kind of gender difference. They actually know **** before we even say anything. :shock:
 
RedAkston said:
It appears as though Danarhea lost his key to the staff bathroom a few years ago and Risky Thicket recently found it. Of course, he broke it trying to get in to the Moderator's Club bathroom but managed to dig his way through the sewer system only to find himself in the mop room in the Dungeon. So since he spent all that time climbing through raw sewage and fighting off the rats for a piece of molded cheese, I guess were stuck with him for the time being because we just don't have the heart to tell him that he really needs to take a shower.

Please welcome back Risky Thicket as a DM!
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I had danarhea once and there was no bathroom in sight.
I was in quite a risky thicket, I was.

What were you saying again?
Oh yeah.
Experienced DMs are always welcome.
Good stuff.
 
Risky Thicket said:
LOL! Somehow I wasn't as convincing in my story to her as I sounded practicing it with slurred speech on the way back to our apartment. For a while there I was thinking I was going to need to see a proctologist to know what time of day it was.

Women are weird like that. It's some kind of gender difference. They actually know **** before we even say anything. :shock:
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You are and always will be one of my favorite posters. That place just wasn't the same without you. Glad you're back, buddy.

I hope you have some air freshener in the staff potty.
 
Risky Thicket said:
LOL! Somehow I wasn't as convincing in my story to her as I sounded practicing it with slurred speech on the way back to our apartment. For a while there I was thinking I was going to need to see a proctologist to know what time of day it was.

Women are weird like that. It's some kind of gender difference. They actually know **** before we even say anything. :shock:
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Risky is one of the more down to earth posters. I've never felt over lorded or stuffy staffed by his demeanor. I am a little concerned about how a finger up the bum makes you pronounce words funny,, Whiskey Thickest. Women are not the problem.
 
Congrats, again! :2wave:
 
Because they are scared "itless" about commentary that confronts their own in open debate?
 
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