So...

[RedAkston]

It appears as though Danarhea lost his key to the staff bathroom a few years ago and Risky Thicket recently found it. Of course, he broke it trying to get in to the Moderator's Club bathroom but managed to dig his way through the sewer system only to find himself in the mop room in the Dungeon. So since he spent all that time climbing through raw sewage and fighting off the rats for a piece of molded cheese, I guess were stuck with him for the time being because we just don't have the heart to tell him that he really needs to take a shower.

Please welcome back Risky Thicket as a DM!

 

[Lutherf]

After all that I'm not sure whether to congratulate him from afar or just pretend that I never saw anything and move along like it never happened.

 

[Fletch]

Why do you guys lock all the bathrooms?

 

[RedAkston]

Why do you guys lock all the bathrooms?

That's a long story.

 

[Redress]

Welcome back Risky!

 

[PirateMk1]

After all that I'm not sure whether to congratulate him from afar or just pretend that I never saw anything and move along like it never happened.

I dont know what you are talking about. I didnt see a thing. Really.

 

[Chomsky]

He never struck me as the type to go wading through mud ...

 

[SenorXm/Sirius]

IDK why you guys just don't use a tree like everyone else.

 

[ecofarm]

This is an obvious and plain attempt by staff to push Division II college football. Rank consumerism.

 

[DaveFagan]

Why do you guys lock all the bathrooms?

To keep you out so you don't get flushed by accident?.
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[Rogue Valley]

Welcome back Risky

 

[DiAnna]

Yay!! We've missed you, buddy! :kissy:

 

[Rexedgar]

Can the D******* get a little help?

 

[Risky Thicket]

It appears as though Danarhea lost his key to the staff bathroom a few years ago and Risky Thicket recently found it. Of course, he broke it trying to get in to the Moderator's Club bathroom but managed to dig his way through the sewer system only to find himself in the mop room in the Dungeon. So since he spent all that time climbing through raw sewage and fighting off the rats for a piece of molded cheese, I guess were stuck with him for the time being because we just don't have the heart to tell him that he really needs to take a shower.

Please welcome back Risky Thicket as a DM!

Who farted?

 

[azgreg]

What's a risky thicket?

 

[NeverTrump]

It appears as though Danarhea lost his key to the staff bathroom a few years ago and Risky Thicket recently found it. Of course, he broke it trying to get in to the Moderator's Club bathroom but managed to dig his way through the sewer system only to find himself in the mop room in the Dungeon. So since he spent all that time climbing through raw sewage and fighting off the rats for a piece of molded cheese, I guess were stuck with him for the time being because we just don't have the heart to tell him that he really needs to take a shower.

Please welcome back Risky Thicket as a DM!

He's a great choice but there's a micro-manager at my company that monitors staffs bathroom times and keeps a running list of those who quit b/c of it. Not sure if some of the mods here would want to hire her...

 

[calamity]

It appears as though Danarhea lost his key to the staff bathroom a few years ago and Risky Thicket recently found it. Of course, he broke it trying to get in to the Moderator's Club bathroom but managed to dig his way through the sewer system only to find himself in the mop room in the Dungeon. So since he spent all that time climbing through raw sewage and fighting off the rats for a piece of molded cheese, I guess were stuck with him for the time being because we just don't have the heart to tell him that he really needs to take a shower.

Please welcome back Risky Thicket as a DM!

Cool.

 

[Moon]

Grats Risky!

 

[Checkerboard Strangler]

Who farted?

All I know is, it wasn't MY butthole.

 

[Helix]

Welcome back!

 

[polgara]

It appears as though Danarhea lost his key to the staff bathroom a few years ago and Risky Thicket recently found it. Of course, he broke it trying to get in to the Moderator's Club bathroom but managed to dig his way through the sewer system only to find himself in the mop room in the Dungeon. So since he spent all that time climbing through raw sewage and fighting off the rats for a piece of molded cheese, I guess were stuck with him for the time being because we just don't have the heart to tell him that he really needs to take a shower.

Please welcome back Risky Thicket as a DM!

Welcome back Risky!

 

[Risky Thicket]

What's a risky thicket?

It was part of a very brief dialogue in a porn film?

It was the title of an obscure Shel Silverstein poem?

A lady from my sordid past, or was it sotted past, once threw all my clothes in a nearby risky thicket when my watch broke and I accidentally returned to our apartment at 3 AM instead of 6 PM.

Yeah, that sounds right. I think that was it.

To tell you the truth, I don't honestly know.

 

[azgreg]

It was part of a very brief dialogue in a porn film?

It was the title of an obscure Shel Silverstein poem?

A lady from my sordid past, or was it sotted past, once threw all my clothes in a nearby risky thicket when my watch broke and I accidentally returned to our apartment at 3 AM instead of 6 PM.

Yeah, that sounds right. I think that was it.

To tell you the truth, I don't honestly know.

I thought it had something to do about a particularly promiscuous patch of dried weeds.

 

[ttwtt78640]

Why do you guys lock all the bathrooms?

It removes the need to ever clean them.

 

[SMTA]

It was part of a very brief dialogue in a porn film?

It was the title of an obscure Shel Silverstein poem?

A lady from my sordid past, or was it sotted past, once threw all my clothes in a nearby risky thicket when my watch broke and I accidentally returned to our apartment at 3 AM instead of 6 PM.

Yeah, that sounds right. I think that was it.

To tell you the truth, I don't honestly know.

Where the sheep you were chasing got stuck?