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Do penises cause climate change? Discuss

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You have got to read this to believe some of the crap drowning the academia these days.

This episode shows how generations of kids are paying good money to study pure, unmitigated, mind-warping drivel.

It ought to go without saying that the paper, ‘The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct’, was a spoof. Yet it was peer-reviewed by two supposed experts in gender studies, one of whom praised the way it captured ‘the issue of hypermasculinity through a multidimensional and nonlinear process’, and the other of whom marked it ‘outstanding’ in every applicable category.

Read more here: https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/do-penises-cause-climate-change-discuss/
 
Here, let me go test that claim.
 
In all seriousness, though, that author's fragile masculinity is showing.
 
Well, I don't know about everyone else but when I whip mine out it does block a significant amount of sunlight within approximately a 10 mile radius.
 
Risky Thicket said:
Well, I don't know about everyone else but when I whip mine out it does block a significant amount of sunlight within approximately a 10 mile radius.
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Just wondering... Does that thing have to be registered with the FAA? Possibly flashing lights so aircraft can avoid it?
 
The article was retracted after it was revealed to be a hoax...and the publisher is deeply sorry. They said the two peer reviewers weren't really qualified to peer review the paper....

"...The article was received by a Senior Editor and sent out for peer review as is standard. Two reviewers agreed to review the paper and it was accepted with no changes by one reviewer, and with minor amends by the other. On investigation, although the two reviewers had relevant research interests, their expertise did not fully align with this subject matter and we do not believe that they were the right choice to review this paper...."

https://www.cogentoa.com/article/10.1080/23311886.2017.1330439​
 
natsb said:
Just wondering... Does that thing have to be registered with the FAA? Possibly flashing lights so aircraft can avoid it?
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I've been thinking about mounting some lights on it. Mostly I'm concerned about lightening strikes.
 
Moot said:
The article was retracted after it was revealed to be a hoax...and the publisher is deeply sorry. They said the two peer reviewers weren't really qualified to peer review the paper....

"...The article was received by a Senior Editor and sent out for peer review as is standard. Two reviewers agreed to review the paper and it was accepted with no changes by one reviewer, and with minor amends by the other. On investigation, although the two reviewers had relevant research interests, their expertise did not fully align with this subject matter and we do not believe that they were the right choice to review this paper...."

https://www.cogentoa.com/article/10.1080/23311886.2017.1330439​
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Ahahahaha! Of course they are going to redact it after it was admitted to be a hoax. That doesn't negate it was peer-reviewed and published.
 
Risky Thicket said:
Well, I don't know about everyone else but when I whip mine out it does block a significant amount of sunlight within approximately a 10 mile radius.
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I thought you were in the neighborhood.

Wouldn't blocking sunlight cause cooling?
 
rocket88 said:
I thought you were in the neighborhood.

Wouldn't blocking sunlight cause cooling?
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Sure, of course. I try not to air it out during the daytime. Skin cancer and all that. It is a hassle to use sun screen. Usually I have to hire a crop duster to spray it on.
 
I know that one time I got drunk, and was trying to beat off in the bathroom, and it took me, like, an hour or so on account of the booze, and damn, it was hot in that bathroom.


Then one time, I banged this chick in the back of my car, and the car was pretty hot.

Then one time I was having sex on a camping trip, and it was COLD that morning, but our tent was quite warm.


So, to surmise...MY penis MAY cause global warming, but others results may vary.
 
People with penii tend to be behind the processes that cause AGW. It's possible. One penis per person....;)
 
You have got to be kidding me, right?


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My penis doesn't cause climate change, but it responds to it and hibernates in the Winter.
 
no but I think farts do
 
Risky Thicket said:
Well, I don't know about everyone else but when I whip mine out it does block a significant amount of sunlight within approximately a 10 mile radius.
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Motti said:
You have got to read this to believe some of the crap drowning the academia these days.

This episode shows how generations of kids are paying good money to study pure, unmitigated, mind-warping drivel.

It ought to go without saying that the paper, ‘The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct’, was a spoof. Yet it was peer-reviewed by two supposed experts in gender studies, one of whom praised the way it captured ‘the issue of hypermasculinity through a multidimensional and nonlinear process’, and the other of whom marked it ‘outstanding’ in every applicable category.

Read more here: https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/06/do-penises-cause-climate-change-discuss/
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Actually, ever since Milton Berle died.............
 
As an egregious contributor, I'm required to buy carbon credits. It's a blessing and a burden.
 
Dunno about penises but the methane from all the bull**** in this thread certainly has raised the temp a few degrees! :lamo
 
Motti said:
Do penises cause climate change? Discuss
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"Everything" causes climate change according to the left-wing radicals. Thus, they have produced a "perfect" argument for regulating eveything, and mugging individuals for money in the pursuit of fighting "climate change". Like an extreme Christian claiming that you will burn in Hell if you do not follow the Bible's words, the leftist claim approximate the same temperature to torture the world if we do not pay environnemental taxes. And "true" knowledge does not arrive by proper use of the hypothetical deductive method, but by sufficient number of leftist repeating their statements a sufficient mumber of times (irony!).
 
Gaudius said:
"Everything" causes climate change according to the left-wing radicals. Thus, they have produced a "perfect" argument for regulating eveything, and mugging individuals for money in the pursuit of fighting "climate change". Like an extreme Christian claiming that you will burn in Hell if you do not follow the Bible's words, the leftist claim approximate the same temperature to torture the world if we do not pay environnemental taxes. And "true" knowledge does not arrive by proper use of the hypothetical deductive method, but by sufficient number of leftist repeating their statements a sufficient mumber of times (irony!).
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"leftists" are not claiming the world will reach hellfire temperatures, no.
 
Deuce said:
"leftists" are not claiming the world will reach hellfire temperatures, no.
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But what a about all those "tippling points" the left are worried about"
 
Risky Thicket said:
Well, I don't know about everyone else but when I whip mine out it does block a significant amount of sunlight within approximately a 10 mile radius.
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You misspelled millimeter
 
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