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Left handed people elected Obama

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Approximately 10% of Americans are left handed. Obama is left handed. A poll shows that 78.3% of left handed voters voted for Obama. Left handed people made Obama president.

^ Eh, I made that poll up. But I'm TIRED of people declaring:
WOMEN elected Obama.
Hispanics elected Obama.
Gays elected Obama.
Unions elected Obama.
Brown eyed people elected Obama.
The average shoe size of Obama voters was 1.37 sizes larger
Poor people elected Obama
African-Americans elected Obama
Young people elected Obama

Obama won with by 3 million more votes out of 119 million (we dont know Florida yet), with the "majority" of Obama barely over 50% (if that) of all votes casts.

Obama won a plurality (all that is necessary) and a slim (maybe) majority. That seems what matters.
 
Dogs elected Obama. Once dog owners found out that Romney had not made any provision in his will for the care and feeding of his dog, Winston, they voted for Obama en masse.
 
People smoking left handed cigarettes elected Obama and some are just now finding out that he won. :roll:
 
Obama won the election with a majority of the popular vote and a majority of the Electoral College. That's about all you need to know.
 
Pssst Joko us lefties worship the debil!
 
Aliens elected Obama.
 
You may be on to something. I'm left handed and voted for him. Left handed people tend to be more artistic and artistic people tend to vote democrat more.
 
JohnWOlin said:
You may be on to something. I'm left handed and voted for him. Left handed people tend to be more artistic and artistic people tend to vote democrat more.
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I actually went to art school
 
JohnWOlin said:
You may be on to something. I'm left handed and voted for him. Left handed people tend to be more artistic and artistic people tend to vote democrat more.
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Of course Lefties are going to vote for Obama. What's the news here?
 
I wonder who the ambidextrous people voted for?
 
Lord Tammerlain said:
They voted twice, at the very same time, once for Obama and once for Romney
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Yes, they must be very confused people. :lol:

A little side story. My grandmother was left-handed, and I guess back in her days (she is 89), they would try to retrain the kids to become right-handed instead. I don't know why. But anyway, she is ambidextrous.
 
ChrisL said:
Yes, they must be very confused people. :lol:

A little side story. My grandmother was left-handed, and I guess back in her days (she is 89), they would try to retrain the kids to become right-handed instead. I don't know why. But anyway, she is ambidextrous.
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My mother went to catholic schools in the 40s, they gave her the strap to force her from writing left handed. She still is left handed and the nuns really did not like her
 
Thrilla said:
Ambidextrous people don't fit into the left/ right paradigm very well, so they probably went for Johnson. :lol:
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Hmm. That sentence could be interpreted in another way. The man or the member? :lol:
 
upsideguy said:
Of course Lefties are going to vote for Obama. What's the news here?
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Not all lefties are, or did. I voted Johnson, and did so with conscience intact.
 
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Lord Tammerlain said:
My mother went to catholic schools in the 40s, they gave her the strap to force her from writing left handed. She still is left handed and the nuns really did not like her
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My mom went to catholic schools too. I guess a lot of nuns were pretty mean. I'm not sure where my grandmother went to school though.
 
JohnWOlin said:
You may be on to something. I'm left handed and voted for him. Left handed people tend to be more artistic and artistic people tend to vote democrat more.
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I am lefthanded and a musician, but I didn't vote for Obama. My left brain also works just fine. :mrgreen:
 
Kr1ll1n said:
Not all lefties are, or did. I voted Johnson, and did so with conscience intact.
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I guess I missed an all important punctuation point in my post.... let's try it again.

I said:

upsideguy said:
Of course Lefties are going to vote for Obama. What's the news here?
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I should have said: Of course all lefties are going to vote for Obama. What's the new here? ;)
 
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