NOTE: Don't laugh at this attempt at songwriting. Only took me 5 minutes to hack this together. LOL.
Orly Went Down to Georgia
Orly went down to Georgia
Looking for election to steal
She was in a bind, she was way behind
With her crazy birther deal
She stumbled upon the president
Who was dealing her lots of smack
And so she walked right up to him
Like a cheap political hack
She said "You might not know it"
But I'm a great smack disher too
And I'll make you a bet that you're gonna regret
Cause I think I'm better than you
If Kenyan you can prove you're not
My license you can take
But if I win
your presidency's at stake
The president said "I'm Obama"
And then said with a grin
I'll take that bet, and you're gonna regret
My smack's the best that's ever been
Barack rosin up your voice
And play your game real fast
Cause Orly's comin' round the bend
And she wants to kick your ass
If you win you get her license
And you'll shut her mouth
But if you don't
You will be toast down South.
Orly reached into her briefcase
And started her deceit
Sparks flew from her fingertips
As her fingers grabbed her brief
She threw the papers at the judge
And it made an evil hiss
The judge then began reading it
And he sounded much like this...
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha
Haaaaaaa, haaaaaaaa, haaaaaaaa
Obama stood and hollered
Well that's pretty good, old bitch
But get back down and sit a spell
And watch what I'm about to teach
He pulled out his papers one by one
Taitz is in the house of the rising sun
Stamped and certified, with his birth too
Granny be she crazy, yes she do
Orly cast her eyes down to the ground
'Cause she knew that she'd been beat
And she laid her license to practice
On the ground at Obama's feet
Obama said Orly just come on back
If you ever want to try it again
I told you once you weasly old bitch
My smack's the best that's ever been.
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