| War on Terror attention war supporters; Originally Posted by new coup for you
today is your lucky day! it has come to my attention that the ... |
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Originally Posted by new coup for you  today is your lucky day! it has come to my attention that the government has reinstituted war bonds, re-marketed as Patriot Bonds! So if you really love the War on Terror, go buy some! Individual - The Patriot Savings Bond | Exactly how many of those do you have to buy to get a free inflatable Freedom Eagle Shark Dolphin of Freedom?
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Originally Posted by 1069 Exactly how many of those do you have to buy to get a free inflatable Freedom Eagle Shark Dolphin of Freedom? |
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Originally Posted by 1069 Exactly how many of those do you have to buy to get a free inflatable Freedom Eagle Shark Dolphin of Freedom? | 1776, of course | |
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Originally Posted by new coup for you I'm waiting for Bkhad to post a scanned copy of his Patriot Bond | He's holding out for the Pat Robertson Commemorative "Patriots for Pro-Life Freedom in America Bond of Patriotism." For every one you buy you get a vial containing the tears of joy from a person who was almost aborted as well as a blessed prayer crystal necklace. They are endorsed by Eric Rudolph.
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Originally Posted by new coup for you today is your lucky day! it has come to my attention that the government has reinstituted war bonds, re-marketed as Patriot Bonds! So if you really love the War on Terror, go buy some! Individual - The Patriot Savings Bond | Hell, you want to make a profit? Do what I did, invest in "defense" companies. Doesn't matter if I'm the war or not, I'll be damned if I don't make a profit off of it. I mean, look at it this way. The government takes your money in taxes and gives it to "defense" companies one way or the other, the least you can do is try and get some of it back by investing.
Go here and scroll your mouse wheel back while you're over the graph until you see the stock for the last 10 years, and try to tell me it ain't a pretty sight. LMT - Lockheed Martin Corporation - Google Finance
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Originally Posted by new coup for you today is your lucky day! it has come to my attention that the government has reinstituted war bonds, re-marketed as Patriot Bonds! So if you really love the War on Terror, go buy some! Individual - The Patriot Savings Bond | The Govt is borrowing money to finance the Iraq war?
There's a novel concept. Like it hasn't been doing it for the past 6 years.
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Can a Canadian buy these? This thread is making me feel quite patriotic, in a Yankee kinda way. Also, if I buy 1776 of them, will I get a free inflatable Freedom Eagle Shark Dolphin Beaver of Freedom?
PS. This has got to be one of the funniest threads her on DP! 
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Mouth-foaming Liberal: RAWR! If you support the war on terror you must be a neo-conservative, flag-waving goon! Look! Prove your love of war and buy these war bonds!
Psychophant 1: Har-har! Good one comrade! The irony is thick, so very thick!
Psychophant 2: Patriotism is dumb and stupid! Much like Christianity!
Psychophant 3: Yes-yes! Let us continue our march of tolerance and progressiveness now that we have established once again how clever and quick-witted we are!
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