chevydriver1123

We have DISH network at the job and we are required to have it on at all times. I swear to god Ill be pissed if we get a Corporate Communication saying we have to put on this channel. Although I might be able to use this as advantage to get Obama supporters to subscribe to DISH. Hmmmm

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Examples of social/religious conservatism: Iran, Saudi Arabia, UAE

Examples of fiscal liberalism: Cuba, Venezuela, Europe

Kernel Sanders

Your job requires that you watch TV?

Lightdemon

That is a pretty cool job. Now if we can get a job that makes you drink beer....and with the help of fusion technology....

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Democrats are thieves
Republicans are thieves too,
Where's my liberty?
- by Ethereal

Simon W. Moon

I read in his campaign site that when he wins all other tv channels will be eliminated and we will all have our eye propped open ludovico style and be forced to watch our children sing his praises.

So the answer to your question is an emphatic, "YES!!"

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"That is the problem... [we] fell in love with the idea that politicians-- even the slickest and brightest presidential candidates-- were real heroes and truly exciting people. That is wrong on its face. They are mainly dull people with corrupt instincts and criminal children. -H.S.T"

StandUpChuck

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Say it ain't so, Joe!

chevydriver1123

Its for demonstration purposes

GottaHurt

Friday October 3rd 2008

6:00-6:30 Informercial - Prayer Rugs R Us - $19.95 + S&H

6:30-7:30 Morning Prayer

7:30-8:00 Obama Spiritual Chanting

8:00-9:00 Good Morning Obama - Morning News of Obama

9:00-10:00 Today with Obama - More Morning News of Obama

10:00-11:00 The Obama View - Progressive Thinking Talk Show

11:00-12:00 Red Herrings - Cooking - Hosted by Michelle - Big Teeth, Big Butts, Let's Eat!

12:00-1:00 As The Stomach Turns - Obama Soap Opera

1:00-2:00 Gays With Our Wives - Obama Soap opera

2:00-3:00 Cookies & Kool-Aid - Childrens Sing-A-Long Programming

3:00-4:00 The Obama Kids - Cartoon

4:00-5:00 Socialism & You - Documentary on how you can change, and make a difference.

5:00-6:00 Bombs & Bullets - Hosted by Bill Ayers

6:00-7:00 Cash Cow - Real Estate Investment Opportunities in your area with Tony Rezko

7:00-8:00 US of KKK - Reverend Wrights inside look at whitey amerika

8:00-9:00 Obama Idol - Contestants compete to see who captured the best pictures of Obama in this weeks news cycle

9:00-10:00 The Obama Hour - Chris Mathews reviews all the days events surrounding Obama

10:00-11:00 Late Night with Obama - Obama, Johnson & Raines talking shop

11:00-12:00 Obama Sign Off Prayer


And that concludes another day of quality programming from the Obama Channel.

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Pain can be such a beautiful thing

Kernel Sanders

Honestly, that would be better than a 2-minute ad looping 1400+ times a day

Lerxst

All of this mockery of the Dear Leader has been logged for future reference. Thankfully you will all be allowed an opportunity at re-education and penance. Once. You would be wise to take advantage of it.


That is all.


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I was so right. And you? Well you were so wrong. You lost. Ha. Ha.

StandUpChuck

Buahahahaaaaaaaaaaa