Here is a website that lists the many Political Parties.
http://www.politics1.com/parties.htm
The website names the two major parties, of course, but many third parties also. It provides links to all party websites that are available. If any one knows of any other political parties that are not listed on this website, please add them to this thread. Thank you.
I strongly suggest the addition of yet another party, one dedicated to actually having a party.
We had one here, we called ourselves the Rhino party after a very aged Rhinocerous in Montreal chosen for its stupidity, lack of grace, zero social values and thick skin.
I would accept the job of permanent leader and promise NEVER to engage in any discussion of policies or laws......only partying. Pot will be free to those who know...wink, wink.
First we would outlaw signs. Signs are bad. So everything but street names and stop signs have to go.
We will switch from driving on the RIGHT to driving on the LEFT as the nation votes. In close elections we can alternate, one day left one day right. That will be interesting.
We will also ban pomegranates. They are messy and we need to have goals.
We will become one with our Japanese neighbors and make green lights blue. They have no word for green so they have blue lights and they look much nicer. I've had artists training I know this shit.
And lastly we will throw the GODOFALLPARTIES starting with a month long rock festival in DC on coronation er, inauguration day, headlined by The Doors Jim Morrison computer generated and video backed "The End" on and endless loop playing at 20,000 decibels accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and the latest winner of "who wants to be a rock star' a new, government run TV game show.
Oh, and people who donate lots of money will get to be president for a day! Hopefully we will have 365 of them.