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I found this quite humorous (and timely). I'm sure cons wont get the joke. The butt of jokes usually don't
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You protect me from terrorists and pathogens and pollution and bigots and foreign armies and racketeers. You enforce a semblance of order in the neighborhood and in the marketplace. You finance stuff that I use all the time, more or less for free: bridges, dams, GPS, federal reserve banks, crash-test dummies (indirectly), and Medicare (soon).
You deliver my mail, plus the odd cruise missile.........
The Homestead Acts lured settlers to the Wild West, a century long land redistribution program … conceived by Republicans.
Pretty ironic, eh? Oh, Big Government, not only does conservative dogma ignore the GOP’s proud history, it ignores some bedrock conservative values—such as, just to name one, law and order. The same folks who demand you frisk loiterers want you to leave oil companies and banks unmolested by tyrannical job-killing measures like, whaddya call them … laws."
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_...e_big_government_a_valentine_for_big_gov.html
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You protect me from terrorists and pathogens and pollution and bigots and foreign armies and racketeers. You enforce a semblance of order in the neighborhood and in the marketplace. You finance stuff that I use all the time, more or less for free: bridges, dams, GPS, federal reserve banks, crash-test dummies (indirectly), and Medicare (soon).
You deliver my mail, plus the odd cruise missile.........
The Homestead Acts lured settlers to the Wild West, a century long land redistribution program … conceived by Republicans.
Pretty ironic, eh? Oh, Big Government, not only does conservative dogma ignore the GOP’s proud history, it ignores some bedrock conservative values—such as, just to name one, law and order. The same folks who demand you frisk loiterers want you to leave oil companies and banks unmolested by tyrannical job-killing measures like, whaddya call them … laws."
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_...e_big_government_a_valentine_for_big_gov.html