| Sports talk Hopefully he doesn't have cancer...; ...and let's pray that that isn't the case, but some of the comments left on the blog are ... |
10-10-08, 03:23 PM
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Current Mood: | Hopefully he doesn't have cancer... ...and let's pray that that isn't the case, but some of the comments left on the blog are pretty funny.
Supposedly Winslows nuggets are swollen to the size of grapefruits. ProFootballTalk.com - WINSLOW HAS SWOLLEN, UM, PARTS?
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10-15-08, 01:40 PM
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If he gets a staph infection on his balls, I’m resigning as a Browns fan.
|  That comment is funny as hell.
Hopefully it's nothing serious (well as non-serious as swollen nuts can be) |
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10-15-08, 01:44 PM
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Lean: Independent Gender:  Awards: | Re: Hopefully he doesn't have cancer... I remember in gym class the teacher told us not to snap towels at each other, because we could hit somebodies testicle and make it swell up to grapefruit size. For some unknown reason, that didn't stop it but damn near encouraged it.
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10-15-08, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by WI Crippler I remember in gym class the teacher told us not to snap towels at each other, because we could hit somebodies testicle and make it swell up to grapefruit size. For some unknown reason, that didn't stop it but damn near encouraged it. | So true. My friends and I were never content until there was an injury of some sort. |
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10-15-08, 02:03 PM
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Current Mood: | Re: Hopefully he doesn't have cancer... I grew up in an era where no blood no foul was implied. |
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10-15-08, 07:17 PM
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Current Mood: | Re: Hopefully he doesn't have cancer... He doesn't have frickin' cancer.
That's not what testicular cancer does.
There's no kind of cancer that does that.
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10-15-08, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by 1069 He doesn't have frickin' cancer.
That's not what testicular cancer does.
There's no kind of cancer that does that. | Did you even bother clicking the link? Quote: |
A hydrocele testis is the accumulation of fluids around a testicle, and is fairly common. It may be treated surgically. It can occur in infants undergoing peritoneal dialysis. A hydrocele testis is due to fluid secreted from a remnant piece of peritoneum wrapped around the testis called the tunica vaginalis. It can also be as a result of cancer, trauma (such as a hernia), or orchitis.
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10-16-08, 05:56 AM
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Originally Posted by 1069 He doesn't have frickin' cancer.
That's not what testicular cancer does.
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