Why tennis sucks

mikhail · 07-04-08, 03:21 PM

Well wimbledon is on whilst this is a personnel opinion i loath this sport for a start sport fans are supposed to be loud excieted high energy not sat around eating cucumber sandwiches and sit with heads turning from side to side.All the male players seem to have faces you just wanna hit.As for the female players they are getting so young you cant enjoy the sex noises they make when they hit the ball.Even the only good british player i cant stand because hes a moaning big head.Its not a sport you can play anywhere like football ,soccer ,cricket ,hockey you can get a game going anywhere.Men wearing headbands.the scoring follows no logical path.

and if that wasnt bad enough the scores contain french.

independent_thinker2002 · 07-04-08, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by mikhail

Well wimbledon is on whilst this is a personnel opinion i loath this sport for a start sport fans are supposed to be loud excieted high energy not sat around eating cucumber sandwiches and sit with heads turning from side to side.All the male players seem to have faces you just wanna hit.As for the female players they are getting so young you cant enjoy the sex noises they make when they hit the ball.Even the only good british player i cant stand because hes a moaning big head.Its not a sport you can play anywhere like football ,soccer ,cricket ,hockey you can get a game going anywhere.Men wearing headbands.the scoring follows no logical path.

and if that wasnt bad enough the scores contain french.

Is your space bar broke?

Scucca · 07-04-08, 03:34 PM

Wimbledon is vital for England. It reinforces ones tut of the locals and keeps nationalism under control.

God bless em

mikhail · 07-04-08, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by independent_thinker2002

Is your space bar broke?

Rantmodejustypeoffandgo

Slainte · 07-04-08, 06:41 PM

The only decent thing about Wimbledon this year has been McEnroe ripping the piss out of Henman. I hate Henman.

Scucca · 07-04-08, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Slainte

I hate Henman.

Did he spill your pint?

gunner · 07-04-08, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Slainte

The only decent thing about Wimbledon this year has been McEnroe ripping the piss out of Henman. I hate Henman.

Yea i agree. Hes just as much a let down as "Murray" but of course without the chip on the shoulder.

Paul.

Scucca · 07-04-08, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by gunner

Yea i agree. Hes just as much a let down as "Murray" but of course without the chip on the shoulder.

Did Murray spill your pint?

The thing about tennis is the hero worship of the individual. Or, with gunner and Slainte, the urge to find a hero.

Get a grip boys. They hit a ball over a net and make millions by losing. They're capitalist heroes. Chant hallelujah and love your politics

Tashah · 07-05-08, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by mikhail

Well wimbledon is on whilst this is a personnel opinion i loath this sport for a start sport fans are supposed to be loud excieted high energy not sat around eating cucumber sandwiches and sit with heads turning from side to side.All the male players seem to have faces you just wanna hit.As for the female players they are getting so young you cant enjoy the sex noises they make when they hit the ball.Even the only good british player i cant stand because hes a moaning big head.Its not a sport you can play anywhere like football ,soccer ,cricket ,hockey you can get a game going anywhere.Men wearing headbands.the scoring follows no logical path.

and if that wasnt bad enough the scores contain french.

I've played tennis for about 20 years and have a lighted grass-court at my home in the US. Tennis a tremendous challenge both physically and mentally. A one-on-one contest where speed, power, finesse, athleticism, and strategy are all critical. The scoring system is very simple and logical. I think one problem is perhaps that the pro's make it look so darn easy... much like golf. Have you ever tried to return a bullet serve screaming towards you at 100 mph? Lol. Good luck with that.

The Wimbledon Finals should both be fantastic matches. The Ladies Final is an all-American contest pitting the Williams sisters against one another. I give a slight edge here to Serena.

The Men's Final once again features Federer vs Nadal. They are without doubt two of the best to ever grip a racket. Nadal has more wins one-on-one, but Federer is virtually unbeatable on a grass court. I give a slight edge here to Roger Federer.

Bodhisattva · 07-05-08, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by mikhail

Well wimbledon is on whilst this is a personnel opinion i loath this sport for a start sport fans are supposed to be loud excieted high energy not sat around eating cucumber sandwiches and sit with heads turning from side to side.All the male players seem to have faces you just wanna hit.As for the female players they are getting so young you cant enjoy the sex noises they make when they hit the ball.Even the only good british player i cant stand because hes a moaning big head.Its not a sport you can play anywhere like football ,soccer ,cricket ,hockey you can get a game going anywhere.Men wearing headbands.the scoring follows no logical path.

and if that wasnt bad enough the scores contain french.

Cricket?

That is, without a doubt, one of the Top 5 Worst sports ever.