danarhea

This fundamentalist site thinks so, and still goes by the old adage that masturbating causes blindness. But I have a couple of points.

1) They want to force urine testing, and arrest people who the tests show have been masturbating?

2)
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They don't have a problem with torture? Sheesh.

I have only one more statement to make.....

These people are batsh!t insane.

Article is here.

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Summerwind

So much for masterbation as a deterent to prostate cancer. . . .
Man, what a F'd Up site.

I was raised in SanAntonio, I had no idea that things had gotten so crazy there. Aggressively enforcing a no masterbation policy????? Sex toys illegal??? For a red state, they are sure acting like a bunch of nannies.

WI Crippler

Maybe they should test themselves first. They might scrap the idea once 99% of their males got thrown in jail.

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Lachean

I regard any religoius individual who is "Opposed to Masturbation" as I do any human who wants to abolish Oxygen.

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Tucker Case

That's just awesome.


But these two caused me to hemmorage with laughter:


I'd love to see that stat correlated with the number of peope who cannot use their arms.

Tucker Case

It gets better!



LMFAO!

Bleeding Head Ken

Now I understand why I wear glasses, can't seem to lift heavy objects, feel like doing nothing and wait...what were we talking about?


That "Demon Busters" is a riot. Unfortunately there's no article on how to beat a Conway Twitty Demon.

Anyway, you all realize that it's a parody site, right? In the same vein as Landover Baptist.

P/N

So if your significant other does "the work", is it still masturbation?

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Tucker Case

Well it depends, if you are the one tied up it's "mistress-bation"...

If she's the one tied up it's master-bation.

rivrrat

OMFG

I went to that site and I was - quite literally - sitting here at work laughing so hard I was in tears. (Mainly because I was doing my best to laugh without making a sound, but still) Woman next to me is VERY religious... she asks me what's so funny, but I couldn't show her because I knew she'd "get offended". Woman behind me is a prude too, so I had to close the window quickly and make something up real quick.

My favorite:


Is that anything like how water is a gateway "sin"? I mean, like 100% of all alcoholics and drug addicts started out drinking water.

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