Kelzie

It's a two part bitching. One part bitching that if men masturbate, it means they don't want to have sex with their significant other and therefore are no longer attracted to them. Second part bitching that men always have to want sex, they are never allowed "Not tonight honey, I have a headache." moments.

Honestly, with all the bitching he does about women, he'd probably be happier gay.

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rivrrat

Well no kidding. (to the last sentence) I've never heard of the previous bitching comments though. Men not allowed to "say no"? Not allowed to masturbate? Gipper, if your woman is like that... she needs some serious help. That's insane.

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Gipper

No argument. Damn heterosexual curse.

They only masturbate if their sex drives are much more thriving than the woman they're with.

I've been with plenty of women who consider it some sort of insult if I'm simply unable to keep up with sex multiple times a day.

I'm a cannon. You pack it in, light the fuse, and blow. Then you have to wait a while for reloading. Longer if the game's on.

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WI Crippler

I like to think of masturbating as a carbon nuetral activity I can engage in. The less cancer is just bonus.

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Alex

If this is true, I have absolutely no chance of getting prostate cancer.

quatrotritikali

Agreed. Just be sure you wipe up with organically-grown cotton tissues or socks.

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rivrrat

Just go take a class! Didn't ya know it's that simple to change your orientation.


Weird. I masturbate about the same regardless of how much sex I'm getting (or not getting). But hey, you guys have always done things differently.

Then I guess I could say that you've been with plenty of stupid women.

The whole "game on" thing is something I totally get. But few men actually understand when I don't want to get them off during my favorite show. Such hypocrits!

stevenb

I wish my gf could understand that just cause I jerk off doesn't mean I don't find her attractive, or fulfilling enough. :P

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Gipper

Finally. Thank you. I was beginning to think I was some sort of weirdo. I knew I couldn't be the only one. Maybe it's not as common as I thought, I dunno.

No argument.

Well, I consider you a bit more advanced than the average woman.

Bookmark this page. My cup doesn't runneth over with compliments very much.

Redfactor

As a generality, men and women have different views of their genitalia.

Women have conflicted feelings about their vaginae. And man's true best friend is his penis.



I always found that I used to masturbate in proportion to sex. When I would have sex often, I would masturbate more often (like my body was just in high gear). When I wasn't having sex or it was without any sort of regularity, I'd just masturbate to "keep the pipes clean."