Theory of Gayativity - Page 2

DarkWizard12 · 04-14-08, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Arcana XV

You mean like the ones on St Patrick's Day? I don't know, man. What does happen when lilly white dudes celebrate their heritage?

Depends, In massechusetts: Tea and proper english.

In Texas: Church ladies bring cupcakes while white men go work in their farms and ranches.

In Utah: Polygamy.

In California: Same as Utah only without the poly.

Nevada: Rich polygamy

Georgia: The men shoot black church ladies if their black.

Missouri: They try to shoot blacks but they keep missing.

Alabama: Wonders how Georgia and Missouri can be so racist and shoots everyone.

Rhode Island: Plays with red chickens.

Arkansas: Polygamy. But thats okay because everyone is family, including the sherriff.

Florida: Holds an election to see what they should do. Doesn't do any good because there is always a recount.

New York: Invites Eli Manning to a football game

Washington State: Commits suicide

And my homestate of Michigan: WTF?

DarkWizard12 · 04-14-08, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Arcana XV

Every day is hetero pride day. Just walk down the streets of any town. People holding hands and kissing and hugging and stuff. Some even ask each other to marry them in public.

It's disgusting.

Ugg, agreed. All that love stuff should be done in private in my opinion. I like girls but, sheesh keep it at home or tell me when your going to go so that I can leave.

But at the same time though, I have no problem with holding hands in public. I don;t have a problem with gays doing the saem stuff just, I wouldn't ask anything of a homosexual person that I wouldn't ask a hetero person.

Arcana XV · 04-14-08, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkWizard12

Ugg, agreed. All that love stuff should be done in private in my opinion. I like girls but, sheesh keep it at home or tell me when your going to go so that I can leave.

But at the same time though, I have no problem with holding hands in public. I don;t have a problem with gays doing the saem stuff just, I wouldn't ask anything of a homosexual person that I wouldn't ask a hetero person.

I was being facetious, but okay.

At least you're consistent, which is a lot more than most people are on this issue.

Gipper · 04-14-08, 12:15 PM

I think all PDA should be banned except two hot bi chicks with big titties.

The only other proper making out situation is me...with two hot bi chicks with big titties.

jallman · 04-14-08, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Gipper

I've always thought it was a conscious choice. I used to get my kicks by going into lesbian chatrooms. Lesbians say the damnedest things; it's hilarious. It's like watching a bar full of drunk Irish sailors.

I've seen so many of them complain about men, saying that was what "made them lesbian". They claim rape, or abuse, or just general man-hating as something to push them into the realm of licking snatch.

On occasion, I thought there were slim chances of someone being "born gay". However, it usually passes. If that were true, then gay pride parades should be shut down. What do you think would happen if I held public pride demonstrations over genetic and biological factors. What would happen if I went to downtown Detroit and held a "white pride parade"?

Heterosexuals have their parades that celebrate heterosexual life, too. Ever seen a frickin Mardi Gras? Those are nothing but physical indulgence for heterosexuals and of a caliber that make gay pride parades pale in comparison.

1069 · 04-14-08, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jallman

Heterosexuals have their parades that celebrate heterosexual life, too. Ever seen a frickin Mardi Gras? Those are nothing but physical indulgence for heterosexuals and of a caliber that make gay pride parades pale in comparison.

I thought every holiday was a celebration of heterosexuality.
What's valentine's day? Kissing under the mistletoe? A fertility celebration with eggs and rabbits? Thanksgiving (celebration of the "traditional family" and white male dominance)?
What are weddings? Anniversaries? Silver anniversaries? Gold anniversaries? Traditional public celebrations of the heterosexuality of elderly people. "Thanks for being straight and for screwing, grandma and grandpa, so we could all get borned! Three cheers for grandma and grandpa's heterosexual screwing!"

Gipper · 04-14-08, 12:48 PM

You telling me that dykes don't enjoy watching chicks flash their ****? I'd wager that Mardi Gras is rather orientation-neutral, and as much as I watch Girls Gone Wild, it may even have a lesbo tilt.

And if it doesn't, then don't ruin my fantasy.

jallman · 04-14-08, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Gipper

You telling me that dykes don't enjoy watching chicks flash their ****? I'd wager that Mardi Gras is rather orientation-neutral, and as much as I watch Girls Gone Wild, it may even have a lesbo tilt.

And if it doesn't, then don't ruin my fantasy.

There is a big difference between two drunk girls making out and a lesbian free for all. Mardi Gras is definitely more about heterosexuals. Else, there wouldn't be a separate Gay Mardi Gras in September called Southern Decadence.

It's a fun party, too, by the way.

Gipper · 04-14-08, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jallman

Mardi Gras is definitely more about heterosexuals. Else, there wouldn't be a separate Gay Mardi Gras in September called Southern Decadence.

I respectfully disagree. I think this has more to do with gays believing they are still some continuously persecuted minority that stifles them every time they walk around the corner. There's nothing stopping gays from "hooking up" at Mardi Gras. There's no Christmas rule that says gays can't kiss under a mistletoe. There are probably even homosexual-themed Valentine's Day cards out there. Holidays are not inherently biased toward straight people. I think gays just want to believe that so badly that it gives them an excuse to come up with all this wild crap while preaching about the intolerance of everyone else out there.

Gays can make out in public. They can go shopping, to the park, to a movie, to dinner. If one is sick, the other can visit at a hospital. They can insure each other. They can do everything but get married in 49 states.

Redfactor · 04-14-08, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by 1069

I thought every holiday was a celebration of heterosexuality.
What's valentine's day? Kissing under the mistletoe? A fertility celebration with eggs and rabbits? Thanksgiving (celebration of the "traditional family" and white male dominance)?
What are weddings? Anniversaries? Silver anniversaries? Gold anniversaries? Traditional public celebrations of the heterosexuality of elderly people. "Thanks for being straight and for screwing, grandma and grandpa, so we could all get borned! Three cheers for grandma and grandpa's heterosexual screwing!"

You think the greeting card companies, flower companies, candy companies, or turkey farmers care about your sexual orientation? They care about one color -- green.

As for anniversaries and weddings, you'll see a difference in upcoming decades. I would argue that all these celebrations (with religious views aside) are neutral on the subject. Rather they're just a reflection of our society.

Anyone of any sexual orientation can marry, adopt, and celebrate these holidays.