new coup for you

I liked the have all three guys interrupt it while violently drunk option

it's particularly good because it involves the father

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And why does your tone suggest that you do not care about children?

I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

Redfactor

Sounds like you have strong interpersonal skills : \

new coup for you

i'm a natural leader

Gipper

Oh no no no.

With you being gay, you don't quite yet have the firsthand experience on how vengeful and spiteful women can be - particularly with regard to their men.

You guys do that, and the next time he's at a friend's bachelor party, poker night, or some other uber-cool guy function, here she comes. Knocking on the door. With all her friends. For a Tupperware party.

I'm all about "eye for an eye", but you fail to incorporate one simple truth: women don't fight fair.

I'm not sure who is credited for the saying, "Revenge is a dish best served cold" but you can bet your butt it was a woman.

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A government big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away. - Barry Goldwater