SWF looking for S/DM, oh my

Summerwind · 12-29-07, 02:28 PM

SWF seeking S/DM.

I am looking for man who will only see me as a sexual object. I am so tired of men seeing me as intelligent, humorous, and talented. Really, guys, can't you please just focus on how sexy I am, how perfect my breasts are, and how quickly you want to get me in the sack? I can't stand that you all seem to notice how self-sufficient, energetic, informed, honest, and generous I am. When sending your pic, please don't bother with your whole self or even your face. I am only interested in your penis, honestly. If you think you are capable of staying focused on sex and only sex, please contact me right away. [/sarcasm off]

Okay, I feel better now, no more date sites for me. Wow, what a nightmare.

Reverend_Hellh0und · 12-29-07, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Summerwind

SWF seeking S/DM.

I am looking for man who will only see me as a sexual object. I am so tired of men seeing me as intelligent, humorous, and talented. Really, guys, can't you please just focus on how sexy I am, how perfect my breasts are, and how quickly you want to get me in the sack? I can't stand that you all seem to notice how self-sufficient, energetic, informed, honest, and generous I am. When sending your pic, please don't bother with your whole self or even your face. I am only interested in your penis, honestly. If you think you are capable of staying focused on sex and only sex, please contact me right away. [/sarcasm off]

Okay, I feel better now, no more date sites for me. Wow, what a nightmare.

Do you have a fishing boat?

If so please post a picture...... of the boat.

independent_thinker2002 · 12-29-07, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Reverend_Hellh0und

Do you have a fishing boat?

If so please post a picture...... of the boat.

That was a good one!

independent_thinker2002 · 12-29-07, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Summerwind

SWF seeking S/DM.

I am looking for man who will only see me as a sexual object. I am so tired of men seeing me as intelligent, humorous, and talented. Really, guys, can't you please just focus on how sexy I am, how perfect my breasts are, and how quickly you want to get me in the sack? I can't stand that you all seem to notice how self-sufficient, energetic, informed, honest, and generous I am. When sending your pic, please don't bother with your whole self or even your face. I am only interested in your penis, honestly. If you think you are capable of staying focused on sex and only sex, please contact me right away. [/sarcasm off]

Okay, I feel better now, no more date sites for me. Wow, what a nightmare.

Do you have a big-screen TV? Please post a picture.

Summerwind · 12-29-07, 03:02 PM

Thanks both of ya', I needed some chuckles about this.

Reverend_Hellh0und · 12-29-07, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Summerwind

Thanks both of ya', I needed some chuckles about this.

But to meet your requirements we would need a picture of you.....

Summerwind · 12-29-07, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Reverend_Hellh0und

But to meet your requirements we would need a picture of you.....

Yeah, right. I don't think that would help my level of respect on this site, but nice try.

What do you think? Should I actually post that on a date site? I'm seriously thinking about doing so.

Reverend_Hellh0und · 12-29-07, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Summerwind

Yeah, right. I don't think that would help my level of respect on this site, but nice try.

What do you think? Should I actually post that on a date site? I'm seriously thinking about doing so.

I think you would do very well as most won't get the sarcasm

. Send me a link when you do.