Thread: Opinions on Porn.

Originally Posted by liblady

if johnny depp made porn i'd watch it.

Hi my name is Johnny Deeper

You might have seen some of my Pirate flicks

wasn't jack sparrow at least bi-sexual?

Probably. Where do you think the term "butt pirate" came from?

Besides, Johnny Depp is a douche. As much as he hates America and has vocalized it incessantly in the past, he sure doesn't mind taking American money. Then again, Hollywood is chock full of liberal idiots, so he makes quite a home amongst thieves.

Originally Posted by aps

I think it depends. My husband is not interested in porn. I, however, am. If he watched porn, it wouldn't bother me unless it was ALL the time. I go through stages where I watch it every day (although that lasts for usually a week), but then I go for months without watching it.

You're the first female I've every "known" - including my wife - who's ever admitted that she watches more porn than her husband and enjoys it!

You get mad props from me, girl.

As crazy as this may sound, I think a person can learn alot from watching porn. For me, it's not so much the sex act but rather the chemistry between the couple. I look for that in adult movies whether it's amatures, pros, a movie with a story line or just a gambit of sex scenes thrown together one after the other. How the couple enteract with one another makes the movie moment for me. And you can tell if they're really into each other and what they're doing instead of just cutting from one directed scene to the next. I mean, look at some earlier Jenna Jamison movies when she worked w/her husband and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about.

Originally Posted by rivrrat

My guess is the porn impacted his desire to voice his kinks more aggressively. Most likely, the kinks have been there for some time, but he didn't speak up about them. Now he is speaking up about them.

...And unless he can convince his wife to go along with (some of) what he likes there will be trouble in their marriage. I feel more sorry for his wife than I do him because it just doesn't seem as if he's willing to compromise.

Originally Posted by Gipper

Fair enough. Is she against a divorce though? It's fair dinkum when the person you marry becomes wildly different than the person you exchanged vows with. If I married a woman who gained a hundred pounds and developed a fondness for farting and staying home all day, she'd have divorce papers heading her way soon enough. I view it as a breach of contract, personally. You alter the contents of what you offer in the marriage. Scrap it and start over.

You've never been married, have you? What about when the hot guy you married loses all his hair on his head and grows it in/on his ears/nose/buttocks/back? What about when darling hubby sprouts a charming beer gut large enough to serve as a can rest?

There's a reason it's for better and for worse, not just for pretty and for pleasant.

Originally Posted by Catz

You've never been married, have you?

Nope. And if being married means that you have to put up with damn near anything your significant other does because you're locked into a binding and inflexible contract, I want no part of it.

What about when the hot guy you married loses all his hair on his head and grows it in/on his ears/nose/buttocks/back? What about when darling hubby sprouts a charming beer gut large enough to serve as a can rest?

Same thing. I'll admit that body hair isn't something you can control on a grand scale (although you can certainly manage it if it becomes a huge nuisance), but if your husband decides to become a fat, lazy slob you have all the right in the world to leave. I'm not talking about surface differences, such as if he starts hating your meatloaf, your best friends tend to annoy him, or you make him visit the in-laws during the big game. I'm talking about major, fundamental differences from the one you entered a marriage with. If the guy developed a case of chronic infidelity, suddenly felt the need to slap you around on a daily basis, or just becomes some uncouth slob, then there are legitimate reasons to leave.

Pencils have erasers for a reason.

Originally Posted by Gipper

15 pounds is a problem. 100 pounds is a catastrophe.

If you marry me at 5'6" and 125 pounds, you've sold me on that aspect of the package I enter a contract with. If you alter the contract, I have the power to nullify it.

You come across as a pretty shallow guy when it comes to relationships.....maybe intentionally. I don't know.


15 pounds is a problem, really? Are you planning on having kids?

Will you stick around if something catastrophic happens that involved a 100 pound weight gain?

A friend lost his wife to a brain tumor. She gained well over 100 pounds because of the tumor and the medication she took.

I'm just curious on where you would draw the line on the weight issue and why 15 pounds is a problem.

Originally Posted by middleagedgamer

Whenever I want to get laid, I just post a pick of two guys 69ing each other on the fridge, and as she's putting up the groceries, she's mesmerized.

As long as you don't show up on Fail Blog for "Parenting Fail", all good

Originally Posted by missypea

You come across as a pretty shallow guy when it comes to relationships.....maybe intentionally. I don't know.

I'm the voice of honesty. I represent a population of penis-owners who can't handle brutal truth or an uncomfortable discussion.

15 pounds is a problem, really? Are you planning on having kids?

Of course it's a problem, but not major. How about if we call it an "issue" instead. If you find your jeans a little tight, you can always put an extra ten minutes a day on the treadmill or turn away that last slice of pizza. Things arise in a relationship, and you do your best for both sides to come to a rational and mutual decision. And if she decides she doesn't want to lose 15 pounds, it's no biggie.

Will you stick around if something catastrophic happens that involved a 100 pound weight gain?

Nope.

A friend lost his wife to a brain tumor. She gained well over 100 pounds because of the tumor and the medication she took.

I sympathize with his situation, but if I was married and the same thing happened to me and my wife, I would still love her but I doubt I could be attracted to her, and when that goes, you open up a Pandora's box of problems. It's either leave or cheat, and infidelity goes against my code of ethics. If I don't want to be with you, I'm just going to leave. I'm not going to do the bitch thing and just leave you home at nights while I get my dick wet. As mean and insensitive as leaving is, continuing a perpetual lie is worse in the long run.

I'm just curious on where you would draw the line on the weight issue and why 15 pounds is a problem.

It's not a firm number, babe. I just tossed out a random number as an example. If you marry a woman whose body looks slamming and she turns into a woman whose body looks like it's been slammed, you have a reason to be upset, as long as sex is a pervasive part of the relationship. Now, if you do the old couple thing where it's just not an issue anymore, you're talking a whole other beast.

Like I said, I view marriage as a bilateral contract. If either party drastically alters the terms of the contract, it becomes voidable by either side upon notice. If party A and party B are both happy, contract continues. If either side A or side B becomes unhappy, contract can be terminated.