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Out on the Town... Why do you girls ALWAYS go to the restroom together ?

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Why do you women have to go to the ladies room as a team ? What is it ? What are you doing in there ? Makeup tips ? Are you talking about us men ? Our bad haircuts, bad shoes, how I keep glancing your friends...

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If they weren't pushed up like that I wouldn't be doing it ! It's hard wired I tell you !! :eek:

So what is the sisterhood doing....what are you sneaky sirens up to together in there ? Does it really take a group effort at the club ?

Tell me...tell me...
 
Look, man, there is no good outcome to asking this question. It's like asking about who really killed Kenendy or whether there are really aliens at Area 51. There is an answer but, brother you DO NOT want to know!:lol:
 
Dibbler said:
Why do you women have to go to the ladies room as a team ? What is it ? What are you doing in there ? Makeup tips ? Are you talking about us men ? Our bad haircuts, bad shoes, how I keep glancing your friends...

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If they weren't pushed up like that I wouldn't be doing it ! It's hard wired I tell you !! :eek:

So what is the sisterhood doing....what are you sneaky sirens up to together in there ? Does it really take a group effort at the club ?

Tell me...tell me...
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It takes a long time to get through the line - you need: A) someone to talk to, B) someone to give you toilet paper if there isn't any (not a square to spare).
 
Aunt Spiker said:
It takes a long time to get through the line - you need: A) someone to talk to, B) someone to give you toilet paper if there isn't any (not a square to spare).
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Not even one measly ply?
 
Dibbler said:
Why do you women have to go to the ladies room as a team ? What is it ? What are you doing in there ? Makeup tips ? Are you talking about us men ? Our bad haircuts, bad shoes, how I keep glancing your friends...

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If they weren't pushed up like that I wouldn't be doing it ! It's hard wired I tell you !! :eek:

So what is the sisterhood doing....what are you sneaky sirens up to together in there ? Does it really take a group effort at the club ?

Tell me...tell me...
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We really don't care what they talk about, we're too busy imagining that we are that gold chain.
 
Dibbler said:
Why do you women have to go to the ladies room as a team ? What is it ? What are you doing in there ? Makeup tips ? Are you talking about us men ? Our bad haircuts, bad shoes, how I keep glancing your friends...

If they weren't pushed up like that I wouldn't be doing it ! It's hard wired I tell you !! :eek:

So what is the sisterhood doing....what are you sneaky sirens up to together in there ? Does it really take a group effort at the club ?

Tell me...tell me...
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In point of fact they ARE talking about you....and just about any other subject of interest that may come to mind.

But in my experience (strange as it may seem) over-hearing such conversations in my lifetime, it is also a grooming and self-confidence building exercise.

They check each other out, reassure each other, and commit to keeping an eye on each other just in case they need rescuing. Then, with confidence renewed, they head back out into the game.
 
Dibbler said:
Why do you women have to go to the ladies room as a team ? What is it ? What are you doing in there ? Makeup tips ? Are you talking about us men ? Our bad haircuts, bad shoes, how I keep glancing your friends...

If they weren't pushed up like that I wouldn't be doing it ! It's hard wired I tell you !! :eek:

So what is the sisterhood doing....what are you sneaky sirens up to together in there ? Does it really take a group effort at the club ?

Tell me...tell me...
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It depends a bit on a ladies in question, what they need, and what they have to offer. It's a camaraderie thing at its most basic, though.

Between me and the woman I most often go out with, it's even a bit different from one of us to the other.

We don't do this as often anymore, since we've sort of grown out of spending long nights at bars, and we're both attached. Now-a-days, we mostly do this if we're meeting the other's SO or friend for the first time in a public place.

I'm the consultant. I tell her what I think of that guy she's been talking to (new friend, new SO, etc). Reading people quickly and well is one of my talents. She always wants my opinion as soon as humanly possible.

She's the cheerleader. I'm an introvert, and I need to take a break now and again and get re-amped. She is the world's most amped woman. Gets me back in the game and shields me from particularly draining people.

We have a sort of unspoken agreement of when we go, if it's in a bar -- usually at the end of a drink. If one of us needs to go before both our drinks are done, one stays behind to stand guard, or we decide to just ditch them both.

Women tend to stick together. No one looks out for us quite as well as other women, in some respects.

So, yes, we're probably talking about you.
 
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Why? It will make sense after reading this.
 
Dibbler said:
Why do you women have to go to the ladies room as a team ? What is it ? What are you doing in there ? Makeup tips ? Are you talking about us men ? Our bad haircuts, bad shoes, how I keep glancing your friends...

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If they weren't pushed up like that I wouldn't be doing it ! It's hard wired I tell you !! :eek:

So what is the sisterhood doing....what are you sneaky sirens up to together in there ? Does it really take a group effort at the club ?

Tell me...tell me...
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You know I finally found out the other day It was.... fascinating really.
 
Safety in numbers. Especially if we are in a "meat market" atmosphere. No fear of anything happening to you when you have company.
 
well.... and the talking about guys part. *LOL*
 
To shoot the ****...figuratively, not literally. Literally would be messy, noisy and crazy. Yeah, definitely figuratively.
 
Another thing is that it keeps someone from being left alone, either when they go to the bathroom or by someone else going to the bathroom, especially if there is someone a person who doesn't actually want to talk to or be around is in the club. It really isn't just one thing, but many potential things or combinations. If I go to the restroom with my friend even if I don't have to go, then I am less likely to have to deal with an annoying guy. It might depend though on whether I find the guy annoying or not, whether we have a table we want to keep and there isn't anyone there, whether we have to talk or freshen up, or perhaps one saying she had to go kinda reminds the other she has to go too.
 
Men have some pretty odd bathroom habits also. One that comes to mind is the booger collage in the wall above the urinals. There is always soap because over half of men don't wash their hands.

Then there is urinal educate. There has to be an empty urinal between each man. If you take it and it's the only one available, men on either side shift uncomfortably. As if every guy is out to scope out their penis. And then there are the guys that do.

When I was a boy the bathrooms often had the big horse taught and the faucet that would run the tinkle out. There wasn't as much edicate with that. Just if you are that guy that has to pull your pants down to your ankles to pee, use a stall.
 
I just love Texas edicate.

Y'all come back now, ya hear?
 
i always assumed one girl helps another hover over the toilet, as a man i've hovered my share of poos over nasty **** covered public toilets, so i can sympathize with the strain involved particularly during an extended session. can definitely understand why someone would want a hand, it's hard solo.

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i've noticed a disturbing trend towards this style of hovering, however;

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which results in poop getting all over the entire toilet/floor/wall, not just the toilet seat.
 
More importantly, is it dangerous to society that women go to restrooms in groups?
 
Aunt Spiker said:
It takes a long time to get through the line - you need: A) someone to talk to, B) someone to give you toilet paper if there isn't any (not a square to spare).
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the lines.. That reminds me of when a girl at work invited me out with her and her friends to go to a lesbian bar. being one of the very few guys in the place I guess I was a novelty so they would serve me first at the bar.
When I had to use the restroom there was I swear a line about 30 feet long at the womens restroom.. I stroll right on past them all and head into the mens room. I'm there at the urinal for a minute until a girl walks in ( I guess she just didn't want to wait in line and I cant blame her) says to me ' it feels good huh'. I said oooh yea. she then just went in a stall and that was that.
Ive never seen more drama than when I was at that lesbian bar , man some of those women are jealous and catty with each other. But I did have a great time.
 
SocialD said:
the lines.. That reminds me of when a girl at work invited me out with her and her friends to go to a lesbian bar. being one of the very few guys in the place I guess I was a novelty so they would serve me first at the bar.
When I had to use the restroom there was I swear a line about 30 feet long at the womens restroom.. I stroll right on past them all and head into the mens room. I'm there at the urinal for a minute until a girl walks in ( I guess she just didn't want to wait in line and I cant blame her) says to me ' it feels good huh'. I said oooh yea. she then just went in a stall and that was that.
Ive never seen more drama than when I was at that lesbian bar , man some of those women are jealous and catty with each other. But I did have a great time.
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lol

I neverget why they don't make women's bathrooms absolutely huge in some places. 50 stalls. I had a dream once where a bathroom had like 100 stalls in it - and all of them were dirty and needing to be flushed. rofl - that was a nightmare.
 
Aunt Spiker said:
lol

I neverget why they don't make women's bathrooms absolutely huge in some places. 50 stalls. I had a dream once where a bathroom had like 100 stalls in it - and all of them were dirty and needing to be flushed. rofl - that was a nightmare.
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That sounds like the restrooms at my work. I dread having to use the restroom at work.
 
Aunt Spiker said:
It takes a long time to get through the line - you need: A) someone to talk to, B) someone to give you toilet paper if there isn't any (not a square to spare).
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One of my favorite episodes! :lamo
Other: It was SHRINKAGE!!!
 
Captain Adverse said:
In point of fact they ARE talking about you....and just about any other subject of interest that may come to mind.

But in my experience (strange as it may seem) over-hearing such conversations in my lifetime, it is also a grooming and self-confidence building exercise.

They check each other out, reassure each other, and commit to keeping an eye on each other just in case they need rescuing. Then, with confidence renewed, they head back out into the game.
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Yeah, I was just gonna say, I know what goes on heh heh heh ;)
 
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